Shindan

I had way too much fun with a site that Lena showed me earlier tonight.

In no particular order these are the battle cries of some of our charries

"YO YO YO! I am Karma Black, the Jedi Knight, and I shall do battle!"
"GREETINGS! I am Lena Vorstenbach , the Soon-Dead, and I shall have a large Coke!"
this is epic
"MY FOE! I am Ksenia Sokol, a pirate king, and I shall quack like a duck!"
"LINT-LICKERS! I am Rhys Edmunds, the Glorious One, and I shall kill you all!"
"YO! I am Lucifer Sicarius, the Conquerer, and I shall become you!"
"HALT! I am Arsen Salvator's evil twin, and I shall lick your face!"
"LISTEN! I am Sacha Rusnak, a pirate king, and I shall be going now! Bye!"
"AYIYIYIYIYI! I am Djinn-san, and I shall be going now! Bye!"
"****! I am Asric Chaos, hello! Oh, and I shall bathe in your blood!"
"NIPPLES! I am Danielle Lamoureux, the Lonely One, and I shall be your ruler!"
"BY ODIN! I am Anna Tshering-san, and I shall kill you, sorry."
"STOP! I am Corin Rousseau's evil twin, and I shall dance!"
"JEEPERS! I am Millicent Prentiss, the Conquerer, and I shall die! I swear I will!"
"YOU THERE! I am Dameon Volans, the Lonely One, and I shall kill! Just try me!"
"EVERYBODY! I am Julian Rousseau, the Kitten Petter, and I shall dance!"
"LISTEN! I am Afonka Alkaev, Man-Slayer, and I shall die! I swear I will!"
"YOU THERE! I am Nolan Carde, the Soon-Dead, and I shall kill! I really will!"
"*****! I am Iva Popov, the Killer, and I shall have a nap."
"JEEPERS! I am Ondrea Montgomery's evil twin, and I shall be your death!"
"STOP! I am Ninette Fontaine, Man-Slayer, and I shall have a nap."
"LINT-LICKERS! I am Alexander Dawson, I am naked, and I shall defenestrate you!"
"NIPPLES! I am Charles Prentiss, Master of All, and I shall kill! Just try me!"
"LISTEN! I am Ashleen D'Angelo, your worst nightmare, and I shall fight you!"
"BY ODIN! I am Treshawn Beneparte, the Killer, and I shall dance! Watch!"

Yes, yes Nia did.

AND WHERE IS THE LIKE BUTTON WHEN I NEED IT? D:

Message from God to Lucifer Sicarius: "hey babe what r u wearing"
Message from God to Lena Vorstenbach: "Heaven or Hell?"
Message from God to Ksenia Sokol: "Try a little harder..."
Message from God to Anna Tshering: "Sorry for creating you all weird."
Message from God to Danielle Lamoureux & Arsen Salvator: "Stop looking at porn and start working already."
Message from God to Iva Popov: "Gonna deliver you some divine punishment in a sec."
Message from God to Alise Rusnak: "Stop doing shindans."
Message from God to Aria Kennet: "Get to work!"
Message from God to Damian Gray: "Try a little harder..."
Message from God to Ciar Whelan: "I know what you've been doing at night."
Message from God to Aurmerle Pyrrhos: "The apocalypse is coming soon, watch out~☆"
Message from God to Anastasia Telsa: "We're shorthanded, would you like to work as an angel?"
Message from God to Karma Black: "Hentai! Hentai! Hentai!"

Message from God to Alexander Dawson: "We're coming for you."
Message from God to Amora Kirke: "At this rate you're going to Hell."
Message from God to Papa Popov: "I-I've always liked you... please go out with me! ///"
Message from God to Treshawn Beneparte: "At this rate you're going to Hell."
Message from God to Ashleen D'Angelo: "Heaven or Hell?"
Message from God to Kallie Nikkala: "How about we do the Big Bang if you know what I mean?"
Message from God to Ninette Fontaine: "Sorry for creating you all weird."
Message from God to Bree Archer: "I'm always watching over you, but... you're boring."
Message from God to Jaelyn Morozov: "I am disappoint."
Message from God to Sacha Rusnak: "Stop watching anime and start working already."
Message from God to Ethon Pyrrhos: "At this rate you're going to Hell."
Message from God to Sophia Chaos: "Get to work!"
Message from God to Millicent Prentiss: "Sorry, something went wrong when creating you."
Message from God to Afonka Alkaev: "How about we do the Big Bang if you know what I mean?"
Message from God to Savannah Leran: "I'm always watching you ＜●＞＜●＞"

Asric Chaos's catchphrase is: Yeah **** you too.
Arsen Salvator's catchphrase is: I'm homo.
Aurmerle Pyrrhos's catchphrase is: All in the name of me.
Lucifer Sicarius's catchphrase is: Show me your panties!
Aspen Salvator's catchphrase is: I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
Anastasia Telsa's catchphrase is: I'm hungry.
Alexander Dawson's catchphrase is: I am the ruler of all things useless.
Ashleen D'Angelo's catchphrase is: No homo.
JJ Jones's catchphrase is: Let's meet in my bed, underneath my sheets tonight.
Ninette Fountaine's catchphrase is: Catchphrase? lol. what catchphrase.
Amora Kirke's catchphrase is: No homo.
Brock Veni Cox's catchphrase is: You're just jealous I'm perfect!
Karma Black's catchphrase is: Catchphrase? lol. what catchphrase.
Papa Popov's catchphrase is: All in the name of me.
Treshawn Beneparte's catchphrase is: No homo.
Mars Pagan's catchphrase is: I'm hungry.
Bree Archer's catchphrase is: Catchphrase? lol. what catchphrase.
Katerina Sicarius's catchphrase is: You're my slave!
Jaelyn Morozov's catchphrase is: I'm homo.
Sacha Rusnak's catchphrase is: Whatever.
Aria Kennett's catchphrase is: Show me your panties!
Damian Gray's catchphrase is: I'm homo.
Djiin's catchphrase is: I'm hungry.
Ethon Pyrrhos's catchphrase is: The world is mine!
Caius Raske's catchphrase is: I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
Kendera James's catchphrase is: Let's meet in my bed, underneath my sheets tonight.
Ondrea Montgomery's catchphrase is: All in the name of me.
Rhys Edmunds's catchphrase is: No homo.
Sophia Chaos's catchphrase is: No homo.
Ksenia Sokol's catchphrase is: You're my slave!
Anna Tshering's catchphrase is: You're all my bitches.
Corin Rousseau's catchphrase is: All in the name of me.
Dameon Volans's catchphrase is: No homo.
Lena Vorstenbach's catchphrase is: You're all my bitches.
Millicent Prentiss's catchphrase is: The world is mine!
Minos Hansoff's catchphrase is: Whatever.
Afonka Alkaev's catchphrase is: No homo.
Savannah Leran's catchphrase is: Yeah **** you too.
Pierre Lamoureux's catchphrase is: I'm hungry.
Basil Skydancer's catchphrase is: Bow down to me!
Ciar Whelan's catchphrase is: Unfortunately, you won't interest me unless you're 2D.
Charles Prentiss's catchphrase is: Bow down to me!

Mainly working from the Who is who list

Asric Chaos's last words: "Slow down! You're driving too-"
Arsen Salvator's last words: "Those pants make you look fat-"
Aurmerle Pyrrhos's last words: "Don't give up!"
Aspen Salvator's last words: "Deal with it."
Anastasia Telsa's last words: "Long live Japan!"
Charlotte West's last words: "No, give me all YOUR money!"
Alexander Dawson's last words: "I regret nothing."
Amora Kirke's last words: "I can't die yet... I still need to retweet this Shindan..."
Brock Veni Cox's last words: "Help me!"
Karma Black's last words: "Why don't you love me...?"
Papa Popov's last words: "It was worth it."
Treshawn Beneparte's last words: "Ooh! What does this button do?"
Ashleen D'Angelo's last words: "What could possibly go wrong?"
Faye Hansoff's last words: "Don't worry, it's not like I'm going to die!"
Juliet J. Jones's last words: "Heads, I live. Tails, you die."
Ninette Fontaine's last words: "I surrender!"
Ksenia Sokol's last words: "What could possibly go wrong?"
Mars Pagan's last words: "*while holding gun* PERSONA!"
Bree Archer's last words: "I'm glad I was able to meet you."
Katerina Sicarius's last words: "Don't worry, it's not like I'm going to die!"
Azazel Sicarius's last words: "Help me!"
Sacha Rusnak's last words: "Hasta la vista, baby."
Aria Kennett's last words: "*while holding gun* PERSONA!"
Damian Gray's last words: "yolo"
Iva Popov's last words: "I'll see you later... in the Shadow Realm."
Djiin's last words: "Thank you... Goodbye..."
Ethon Pyrrhos's last words: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Kendera James's last words: "Over my dead body."
Ondrea Montgomery's last words: "Those pants make you look fat-"
Rhys Edmunds's last words: "Oh no! They killed Rhys Edmunds!"
Sophia Chaos's last words: "Have a nice day!"
Caius Raske's last words: "*while holding gun* PERSONA!"
Anna Tshering's last words: "I'll come back for you."
Corin Rousseau's last words: "Don't worry. I know what I'm doing."
Dameon Volans's last words: "Whoops. Wrong button."
Danielle Lamoureux 's last words: "I always wanted to tell you this... You suck."
Lena Vorstenbach 's last words: "You cheated!"
Millicent Prentiss's last words: "Just as planned!"
Minos Hansoff's last words: "Just as planned!"
Afonka Alkaev's last words: "BRAAAAAAAINS"
Julian Rousseau's last words: "What could possibly go wrong?"
Savannah Leran's last words: "April Fools...!"
Basil Skydancer's last words: "We're both going to die. Together."
Ciar Whelan's last words: "Whoops, wrong locker room."
Alora McCall's last words: "Have a nice day!"
Dylan Veer's last words: "We're both going to die. Together."
Frodo Moria's last words: "Did you cook this properly-"
Kaitlen Gem's last words: "I know what you did last night."

i was curious . . .

Iris Frances, Slytherin, graduated with average grades and joins the Death Eaters.
Iris Frances's last words: "I'll be waiting for you... in Hell."
Iris Frances is lacking 1) a million dollars 2) dreams 3) a guardian deity.
Anna Tshering, Ravenclaw, graduated with good grades and becomes a Herbologist.
Iris Grayson is lacking 1) dreams 2) Pokemon 3) a magical girl.

SOMEONE, QUICK!

Tell me where this came from!

Im offended im not up there

http://en.shindanmaker.com/c/list?mode=hot

I worked mostly with the who is who lists like I said

Sorry Rosie

B-but I have a who is who list D:

Rose Ann Lucinda, Hufflepuff, graduated with satisfying grades and joins the Quidditch league.[[What the hell is a Hufflepuff? O.o]]

Rose Ann Lucinda's last words: "When I die... bury me with my computer."[[You guys better XD]]

Rose Ann Lucinda is lacking 1) willpower 2) vitamins 3) a boyfriend. [[How the hell did Shindan know XD]]

Message from God to Rose Ann Lucinda: "Stop watching anime and start working already."[[NEVER!!!]]

Rose Ann Lucinda's catchphrase is: Unfortunately, you won't interest me unless you're 2D.[[... Must say this in a thread someday...]]

"LOSERS! I am Rose Ann Lucinda, and also angry, and I shall do things!"[[THAT'S RIGHT!]]

Rose Ann Lucinda slices their victims with a polkadotted bag of bricks.[[... Must find...]]

St. Rose Ann Lucinda the Ancient, Queen of Wankerslew![[I'm a saint? ]]

Rose Ann Lucinda is made of pens, love, and forgetfulness. With a dash of Terry Bogard.[[Terry what?]]

Iris Frances beats their victims with a invisible frying pan.
Anna Tshering decapitates their victims with a invisible highlighter.
Iris Grayson taps their victims with a massive spork.

TSHAYCES. this is how we will do murder.

That's 'cause we did a different Who's Who list, Rosie. The one at the top of the site.

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It has been a year since the internet's demise... Arsen Salvator is now a full-time gamer.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Lena Vorstenbach owns a tattoo of their IP address.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Treshawn Beneparte is writing a book named LOL NO.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Ashleen d'Angelo is now a master thief.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Afonka Alkaev is now dead.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Rose Lucinda is hosting its funeral.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Hazelle Bass is now ignorant of everything.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Rhys Edmunds has finished their second album.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Cosette Holender now has seven children.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Frodo Moria now sleeps with a smile on their face.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Ksenia Sokol is now ignorant of everything.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Iris Frances is now creating teleportation tech.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Faye Hansoff has begun creating a new one.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Hyun-Ki Goh has no reason to wake up now.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Tara McLaughlin is in complete denial.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Savannah Lerran is in hiding. They know they're next.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Millicent Prentiss has started a club for their fandom. is it the Ev Moffett fandom?

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Paloma Poots is holding a parade in its honor.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Ellie Perdice is now a master chef.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Iva Popov is now a master thief.

It has been a year since the internet's demise... Felix Marten now eats normally.

Alice Poots, Ravenclaw, graduated with average grades and becomes a famous Quidditch player.
Paloma Poots, Slytherin, graduated with average grades and dies and becomes a ghost.
Alec Blanchard, Hufflepuff, graduated with bad grades and works in Weasley Wizard Wheezes.
Camille Fortescue, Gryffindor, graduated with very good grades and works in Weasley Wizard Wheezes.
Katerina Kahnovich, Hufflepuff, graduated with awful grades and becomes a Wandmaker.
Charlotte Minogue, Ravenclaw, graduated with awful grades and studies to be a Healer.

Alice Poots's last words: "We're both going to die. Together."
Paloma Poots's last words: "Remember the wrath of Paloma Poots!"
Alec Blanchard's last words: "I regret nothing."
Camille Fortescue's last words: "I think we left the water running..."
Katerina Kahnovich's last words: "This is YOUR fault...!"
Charlotte Minogue's last words: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Alice Poots will be a mentally-unstable Mafia lord who earns not enough.
Paloma Poots will be a professional Pimp who earns their weight in animal biscuits.
Alec Blanchard will be a mentally-unstable Pimp who earns more than they deserve.
Camille Fortescue will be a facially challenged Hobo who earns their weight in animal biscuits.
Katerina Kahnovich will be a mentally-unstable Hobo who earns not enough.
Charlotte Minogue will be a obese Drag Queen who earns minimum wage.

Alice Poots is lacking 1) a real life 2) Pokemon 3) Obama.
Paloma Poots is lacking 1) a clone 2) a boyfriend 3) THAT.
Alec Blanchard is lacking 1) a job 2) hope 3) moe.
Camille Fortescue is lacking 1) panties 2) a job 3) fashion sense.
Katerina Kahnovich is lacking 1) a job 2) good taste 3) friends.
Charlotte Minogue is lacking 1) communication skills 2) fashion sense 3) a magical girl.

Message from God to Alice Poots: "I'm always watching over you, but... you're boring."
Message from God to Paloma Poots: "Sorry for creating you all weird."
Message from God to Alec Blanchard: "I am disappoint."
Message from God to Camille Fortescue: "Gonna deliver you some divine punishment in a sec."
Message from God to Katerina Kahnovich: "We're shorthanded, would you like to work as an angel?"
Message from God to Charlotte Minogue: "hey babe what r u wearing"

"FRIENDS! I am Alice Poots, the Jedi Knight, and I shall do a thing!"
"****! I am Paloma Poots, the Victorious, and I shall dine in Hell!"
"MY FOE! I am Alec Blanchard, the Killer, and I shall be your master!"
"NIPPLES! I am Camille Fortescue, the Lonely One, and I shall pet this puppy!"
"OH SHIT! I am Katerina Kahnovich, a pirate king, and I shall enjoy your pain!"
"FRIENDS! I am Charlotte Minogue's evil twin, and I shall kill! Just try me!"

Alice Poots's catchphrase is: All of the homo.
Paloma Poots's catchphrase is: Let me peek under your skirt.
Alec Blanchard's catchphrase is: I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
Camille Fortescue's catchphrase is: I'm a banana!
Katerina Kahnovich's catchphrase is: No homo.
Charlotte Minogue's catchphrase is: Show me your panties!