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    Arsen Salvator
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    Fail Thread

    Post by Arsen Salvator on Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:25 pm

    Here you post peoples fails from the chat box (CB) you'll be amazed at how badly people fail Razz

    Ask Melanie McKinnon she seems to be quite the expert. Love you Mel Very Happy


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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Aurelie Bones on Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:32 pm

    ABOUT TIME WE GOT ONE ARSEN!!!! XD

    [11:29:48] Jake Ornery : about time I had a boy friend
    [11:29:49] Lucy Lovegood : hahahhahaahhahhahhahhahhahahahahahahha
    [11:29:51] Melanie McKinnon : we haven't had people on for months
    [11:29:53] Jake Ornery : a friend that is a boy
    [11:29:57] Melanie McKinnon : boyfriend ehJake?
    [11:29:59] Laedin Crouch : xD
    [11:30:01] Damian Gray : Not all 'Puffs are nice, y'know
    [11:30:03] Melanie McKinnon : I THOUGH YOU AND AURIE LOVED EACH OTHER!
    [11:30:04] * Jake Ornery scoffs. "Lucy!"
    [11:30:06] @ Asric Chaos : i was slightly worried then
    [11:30:08] Lucy Lovegood : i meant at aur snogging u
    [11:30:11] Laedin Crouch : Ceph is. <:
    [11:30:14] Aurelie Bones : And when did you turn gay, Jake?
    [11:30:19] * Aurelie Bones giggles.
    [11:30:26] Jamie Malfoy : lol
    [11:30:34] Jake Ornery : shut up, Aur
    [11:30:38] Jake Ornery : shut up Mel
    [11:30:40] Jake Ornery : psssshhh
    [11:30:44] Damian Gray : lmao
    [11:30:44] Melanie McKinnon : Aurie and jaffle sitting in a tree

    *cough cough*

    EDIT:

    [11:33:28] Melanie McKinnon : I'm gonne be the fail that never fails
    [11:33:29] * Damian Gray is already someone's sibling
    [11:33:34] Melanie McKinnon : the QUEEEN* that never fails

    XD

    Another edit:
    11:48:26] Melanie McKinnon : wufj u sve to eat
    [11:48:26] * Aurelie Bones locks Lucy with Din
    [11:48:31] Aurelie Bones : ...
    [11:48:32] Aurelie Bones : HAHAHAHAHAHA
    [11:48:38] Melanie McKinnon : right I have to go eat soon *

    Sheesh.


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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Lacey Black on Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:53 pm

    [11:50:30] Lacey Black : I am always getting kicked off this thing Razz

    [11:50:48] Lacey Black : Haha, look:[11:27:28] Lacey Black has been disconnected on Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:27 am (session timeout) [11:33:55] Lacey Black joined the chat on Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:33 am

    [11:50:57] Lacey Black : [11:50:20] Lacey Black joined the chat on Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:50 am

    [11:51:09] Lacey Black : I fail. . .


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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Damian Gray on Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:52 pm

    Stalking threads is soooo worth the read. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


    From the thread, Muggle Baiting, post by Jack Irvine (sorry, Jack - I couldn't resist!)

    "This is Bravo Team, requesting a wide area anti-apparation and anti-porkey ward, over."




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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Anna Tshering on Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:29 am

    [13:26:42] Demo Matimarcan : ANNA! YOU WERE SANTA ALL ALONG?!
    [13:27:01] * Demo Matimarcan huggles Satan
    [13:27:05] Demo Matimarcan : *SANTA
    [13:27:13] Demo Matimarcan : I swear to god I meant satan
    [13:27:15] Annabeth Tshering : YES.
    [13:27:16] Demo Matimarcan : FUUUUU
    [13:27:18] Demo Matimarcan : *santa!

    And then...

    [13:27:57] * Demo Matimarcan dies laughing his ass off.
    [13:28:39] * Demo Matimarcan 's grave reads: "Died laughing his ass off."
    [13:29:02] Alicia Wood : Really? I thought it would have been 'He died to death'
    [13:29:29] Demo Matimarcan : DIED BECAUSE HE KILLED HIMSELF SO HARD HE DIED


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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Lola Peppermint on Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:04 pm

    [21:47:51] @ Arsen Salvator : haha
    [21:48:00] Melanie McKinnon : adurytr+
    [21:48:03] Melanie McKinnon : sure*

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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Damian Gray on Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:04 am

    I've heard of 'phone tag', but never of 'chatbox tag'... >.<


    [20:45:57] Alicia Wood has been disconnected on Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:45 pm (session timeout)
    [20:46:03] Valerie Greenway joined the chat on Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:46 pm
    [20:46:34] Valerie Greenway : Gah!!! THERE IS NO REAL ACTIVITY ON THIS SITE!!!!
    [21:00:07] Damian Gray joined the chat on Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:00 pm
    [21:00:26] Damian Gray : That's cos most people chat over at DR, nowadays
    [21:00:36] Damian Gray : You always disappear right after I come on, too
    [21:01:37] Valerie Greenway has been disconnected on Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:01 pm (session timeout)
    [21:01:56] Damian Gray : Case in point.


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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Melanie McKinnon on Sun Oct 30, 2011 12:50 am

    I always forgot to post this, its not really a fail, but something epic that happened in the CB once.
    A guy was not nice to our dear Evangeline Wood, so Dame, Lola and I, took matters to our own hands.
    Enjoy:

    [22:54:59] * Melanie McKinnon finds said guy
    [22:55:04] * Melanie McKinnon pulls him into the cb
    [22:55:09] * Melanie McKinnon brings her shovel
    [22:55:11] Melanie McKinnon : children
    [22:55:14] Melanie McKinnon : lets get to work
    [22:55:17] * Lola Peppermint chops head of said guy
    [22:55:21] * Melanie McKinnon does the evil laugh
    [22:55:32] * Melanie McKinnon pulls out a giant couldron
    [22:55:34] * Lola Peppermint hands said head to Mel 'here's the head you wanted'
    [22:55:45] * Melanie McKinnon takes the head 'Thank you! '
    [22:56:03] * Melanie McKinnon chops the guy into little bits
    [22:56:08] * Melanie McKinnon puts little bits into the couldron
    [22:56:18] * Melanie McKinnon puts dirt into it as well
    [22:56:20] * Melanie McKinnon puts milk
    [22:56:25] * Melanie McKinnon puts donkey tails
    [22:56:30] * Melanie McKinnon puts some salt and pepper
    [22:56:38] * Melanie McKinnon stirrs in the pot with her shovel
    [22:56:42] Evangeline Wood : This is quite amusing!
    [22:56:52] * Melanie McKinnon feets the "Asshole soup" to sheep
    [22:57:01] Melanie McKinnon : This is how he'll be forever remembered
    [22:57:03] Melanie McKinnon : as sheep food
    [22:57:10] * Damian Gray runs in; "I've brought seasonings!"
    [22:57:15] * Melanie McKinnon watches as the poor sheeps die because the dude is too disgusting to eat
    [22:57:25] Lola Peppermint : hahahahahahahahaha
    [22:57:26] * Melanie McKinnon puts the guy back together with magic
    [22:57:35] * Melanie McKinnon lits him on fire with her candle
    [22:57:43] * Melanie McKinnon puts him into the oven
    [22:57:47] * Melanie McKinnon borrows some of DAmi's seasoning
    [22:57:51] * Melanie McKinnon seasons the dude
    [22:57:57] * Melanie McKinnon cooks the dude
    [22:57:58] * Damian Gray waves fan to feed the flames
    [22:58:05] * Lola Peppermint quickly cuts of one hand and starts chopping his fingers off
    [22:58:14] * Melanie McKinnon pulls him of the oven and puts him into the freezer
    [22:58:31] * Melanie McKinnon takes him out of the freezer and slams him into the ground so he breaks into million bits
    [22:58:31] Damian Gray : lmao
    [22:58:43] Evangeline Wood : YAY
    [22:58:48] * Melanie McKinnon puts all bits of the dude into a box (but gives some to Lola and Dami to play with)
    [22:58:55] * Melanie McKinnon puts a big ugly looking bow on the box
    [22:59:06] * Melanie McKinnon mails the box to Narnia
    [22:59:20] * Melanie McKinnon watches as Aslan eats the box
    [22:59:48] * Lola Peppermint starts juggling the bits she was given


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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Jared Sinclair III on Sun Oct 30, 2011 12:53 am

    [20:37:46] Aurelie Bones : Can you change Nat to a muggle quickly?
    [20:37:55] * Aurelie Bones glares at Mel. "So much for loving you!"
    [20:38:00] @ Asric Chaos : whats her full name?
    [20:38:00] Aurelie Bones : Or if you can't
    [20:38:03] Aurelie Bones : that's cool
    [20:38:06] Aurelie Bones : Natasha Waterson
    [20:38:07] Aldan Chaos : Brb... DINNER. Yes. God yes
    [20:38:12] * Melanie McKinnon is glared at and grins 'Love you my blondie.'
    [20:38:27] * Aurelie Bones hugs Asric. "Sorry for the whole "three yesess" thing
    [20:38:29] Aurelie Bones : damn
    [20:38:32] Aurelie Bones : YEses?
    [20:38:33] Aurelie Bones : Yes'
    [20:38:34] Aurelie Bones : ?
    [20:38:37] Aurelie Bones : Yessess
    [20:38:43] * Aurelie Bones kicks the yesses
    [20:38:49] Aurelie Bones : DAMNATION!
    [20:38:53] @ Asric Chaos : s'alright
    [20:38:53] @ Asric Chaos : night
    [20:38:59] Jared Sinclair III : I want the drugs she has
    [20:38:59] Asric Chaos has logged off the chat on Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:38 pm
    [20:39:57] * Aurelie Bones kicks Sinclair
    [20:40:01] Aurelie Bones : Jared, do you want a death wish?
    [20:40:23] Jared Sinclair III : If thats what the drugs entail then yes
    [20:41:33] * Aurelie Bones throws Jared into a pit of lava
    [20:41:37] Demo Matimarcan : .
    [20:41:40] * Aurelie Bones then stomps on him
    [20:41:50] * Aurelie Bones stabs Jared repeatedly with a knife
    [20:42:00] * Aurelie Bones chops off his head with an axe
    [20:42:06] Bree Archer : ...How charming.
    [20:42:09] * Aurelie Bones pulls his eyeballs out
    [20:42:10] Joshua North : .
    [20:42:18] * Aurelie Bones feeds his entrails to the sharks
    [20:42:27] * Aurelie Bones sets fire to his head
    [20:42:29] Jared Sinclair III : O.o
    [20:42:33] * Aurelie Bones flushes his feet down the toilet
    [20:42:44] Kyra Volans : Wow
    [20:42:45] Jared Sinclair III : Ok I am posting this in the fail thread
    [20:42:47] * Aurelie Bones pulls off his fingers one by one
    [20:42:55] * Aurelie Bones is now satisfied
    [20:42:59] Aurelie Bones : enough killing for meeee!
    [20:43:06] Bree Archer : ...You're a strange little person, y'know.
    [20:43:13] Jared Sinclair III : I WANT THOSE DRUGS
    [20:43:22] * Aurelie Bones beams at Bree
    [20:43:39] Joshua North : https://2img.net/h/i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x418/Julie-charlienko/9da2c29d354e8a3d524bf86b21348279.jpg Thoughts?
    [20:43:55] Jared Sinclair III : HOT
    [20:44:20] Bree Archer : ^^^ Agreed Razz
    [20:44:24] Melanie McKinnon : AurieAurieAurie
    [20:44:24] Jared Sinclair III : Like I want to claim him as mine
    [20:44:31] Aurelie Bones : Melly melly melly?
    [20:44:41] Aurelie Bones : CYBER ASRIC YOU ROCK!
    [20:44:46] Aurelie Bones : brb
    [20:44:46] * Aurelie Bones is satisfied with Nat's new look
    [20:44:46] Melanie McKinnon : be careful, we're not supposed to scare people away remember D: ?
    [20:44:49] Aurelie Bones : .
    [20:44:50] Aurelie Bnes : Oh
    [20:44:52] Aurelie Bones : RIIIGGHHTTT
    [20:45:01] * Aurelie Bones lopsidedly glues Sinclair back together
    [20:45:03] Aurelie Bones : great
    [20:45:10] Aurelie Bones : now your head is in your stumoach
    [20:45:13] Jared Sinclair III : DAMN
    [20:45:13] Aurelie Bones : *stomah
    [20:45:15] Aurelie Bones : *STOCK
    [20:45:17] Aurelie Bones : WHAT THE HELL?
    [20:45:18] Aurelie Bones : STOCK?
    [20:45:20] Aurelie Bones : *STOMACH
    [20:45:23] * Aurelie Bones kicks herself
    [20:45:31] Jared Sinclair III : If only Josh was a pureblood and gay
    [20:45:39] Bree Archer : Yellow. Headache Razz
    [20:45:39] Aurelie Bones : IF THIS GOES INTO THE FAIL THREAD IM KILLSING SOMETHIN
    [20:45:42] Melanie McKinnon : I remember
    [20:45:44] Aurelie Bones : *AKILLING
    [20:45:46] Aurelie Bones : *KILLING!
    [20:45:49] Aurelie Bones : DAMN IT


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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Natasha Waterson on Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:19 am

    God, I hate you Sinclair Razz

    [20:14:29] Aldan Chaos : Holy shit when did a dryer and washer get in my house?
    [20:14:31] Aldan Chaos : That's weird

    BRAVO AL!
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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Natasha Waterson on Sun Nov 06, 2011 6:09 pm

    EPIC CB TODAY:

    [09:28:40 06/11/11] * Tardis materializes in Candyland
    [09:28:44 06/11/11] The Doctor : thank you
    [09:28:46 06/11/11] The Doctor : I do try.
    [09:28:47 06/11/11] * Passion Rose blinks
    [09:28:48 06/11/11] The Doctor :
    [09:28:53 06/11/11] The Doctor : The Tardis is Natasha
    [09:28:55 06/11/11] * Passion Rose blinks again.
    [09:29:05 06/11/11] * Tardis opens her doors
    [09:29:12 06/11/11] Damian Gray : lol
    [09:29:13 06/11/11] The Doctor : Everyone out!
    [09:29:17 06/11/11] Damian Gray : CANDY!
    [09:29:36 06/11/11] * Damian Gray hops out
    [09:29:39 06/11/11] * The Doctor hustles Char and Bree and Dame out to candyland
    [09:29:46 06/11/11] * The Doctor adjusts his owtie
    [09:29:48 06/11/11] The Doctor : *bowtie
    [09:29:49 06/11/11] Damian Gray : Waitaminute. This isn't Candyland!
    [09:29:56 06/11/11] The Doctor : I wonder if they have fezzes in ehre.
    [09:30:07 06/11/11] * The Doctor glares at the Tardis. "Where have you brought us now?"
    [09:30:11 06/11/11] Charlotte Matthews : I have to go but I just wanted to come on here to say that the Doctor is awesome xD
    [09:30:11 06/11/11] Tardis : WHOOM WHOOM
    [09:30:19 06/11/11] Damian Gray : Indeed!
    [09:30:20 06/11/11] The Doctor : Bye char!
    [09:30:24 06/11/11] * Charlotte Matthews high fives Aurie
    [09:30:25 06/11/11] * The Doctor huggles Char
    [09:30:26 06/11/11] Damian Gray :
    [09:30:28 06/11/11] Damian Gray : Later!
    [09:30:30 06/11/11] * The Doctor is high fived
    [09:30:36 06/11/11] * Charlotte Matthews high fives Natasha
    [09:30:41 06/11/11] * Damian Gray waves to Char
    [09:30:43 06/11/11] * Tardis is high fived
    [09:30:48 06/11/11] Tardis : Bye !
    [09:30:49 06/11/11] Charlotte Matthews : I'll be back later I just have noms ^^
    [09:30:54 06/11/11] Charlotte Matthews : bye bye!
    [09:30:57 06/11/11] Tardis : WHOOM WHOOM
    [09:31:00 06/11/11] Damian Gray : Ok!
    [09:31:06 06/11/11] Damian Gray : ... fail
    [09:31:20 06/11/11] The Doctor : If we're not in Candyland...
    [09:31:21 06/11/11] The Doctor : where are we?
    [09:31:34 06/11/11] Damian Gray : I dunno
    [09:31:37 06/11/11] * Demo Matimarcan is confuzzled.
    [09:31:43 06/11/11] * The Doctor stare around.
    [09:31:46 06/11/11] Damian Gray : lol, Demo
    [09:31:49 06/11/11] Tardis : WHOOM WHOOM
    [09:31:54 06/11/11] The Doctor : Aha!
    [09:32:11 06/11/11] The Doctor : We're on Venus!
    [09:32:16 06/11/11] The Doctor : which reminds me
    [09:32:24 06/11/11] The Doctor : you should probably get back into the tardis before the fumes overcome you
    [09:32:31 06/11/11] The Doctor : I believe I have some spacesuits aboard...
    [09:32:35 06/11/11] The Doctor : courtesy of river song
    [09:32:44 06/11/11] * The Doctor hustles everyone into the Tardis
    [09:32:56 06/11/11] Tardis : WHOOM WHOOM
    [09:33:02 06/11/11] * Damian Gray is hustled back into the TARDIS
    [09:33:19 06/11/11] * The Doctor drags bree into the Tardis
    [09:33:33 06/11/11] * The Doctor hands out spacesuits
    [09:33:39 06/11/11] The Doctor : They're red!
    [09:33:43 06/11/11] The Doctor : Or orange
    [09:33:48 06/11/11] The Doctor : I believe I wore this on Mars
    [09:33:52 06/11/11] The Doctor : with the lovely Adelaide
    [09:35:00 06/11/11] The Doctor : Ah!
    [09:35:04 06/11/11] The Doctor : Melanie McKinnon!
    [09:35:11 06/11/11] * Tardis goes Whoom Whoom
    [09:35:22 06/11/11] * The Doctor energetically shakes Mel
    [09:35:24 06/11/11] The Doctor : s hand
    [09:35:27 06/11/11] The Doctor : Have you got a fez?
    [09:35:44 06/11/11] Damian Gray : lol
    [09:35:57 06/11/11] The Doctor : ...why did I just shake mel?
    [09:36:02 06/11/11] The Doctor : I meant to shake her hand...
    [09:36:08 06/11/11] * The Doctor shakes mel's hand
    [09:36:19 06/11/11] Tardis : WHOOM WHOOOM I WANNA GO BACK INTO IDRIS FORM WHOOM WHOOM
    [09:36:30 06/11/11] The Doctor : I'd love for you to, my dear
    [09:36:42 06/11/11] * The Doctor gasps and points. "LOOK!"
    [09:37:04 06/11/11] The Doctor : CYBERMEN!
    [09:37:23 06/11/11] * The Doctor tries to go back into the tardis, but it's locked
    [09:37:29 06/11/11] Tardis : WHOOM HAHA WHOOM
    [09:37:40 06/11/11] Cobalt Smith : ...
    [09:37:43 06/11/11] The Doctor : Argh!
    [09:37:50 06/11/11] The Doctor : Smithy!
    [09:37:52 06/11/11] Cobalt Smith : This weirness is too weird even for me -.-
    [09:38:05 06/11/11] Cobalt Smith : Bonesy, change your name back
    [09:38:07 06/11/11] * The Doctor turns away from his tardis-bashing to shake Smithy's hand
    [09:38:10 06/11/11] The Doctor : Haha
    [09:38:20 06/11/11] * Cobalt Smith has hand shook
    [09:38:20 06/11/11] The Doctor : Fineee
    [09:38:28 06/11/11] Cobalt Smith : not now
    [09:38:31 06/11/11] Cobalt Smith : Later
    [09:38:31 06/11/11] * The Doctor pats the tardis. "Let's go turn into...."
    [09:38:39 06/11/11] Cobalt Smith : I'm going to post
    [09:38:44 06/11/11] Tardis : THE KRAKEN AND JACK SPARROWWWW!
    [09:38:45 06/11/11] Cobalt Smith : so I'm off the cb anyway
    [09:38:49 06/11/11] The Doctor : YES!
    [09:38:53 06/11/11] The Doctor : Aw
    [09:38:56 06/11/11] The Doctor : whyyyyyy smithy?
    [09:39:26 06/11/11] Damian Gray : Ack!
    [09:39:37 06/11/11] Damian Gray : He was here and gone and I didnae say hello!
    [09:39:37 06/11/11] Jack Sparrow : HELLO BEASTIE!
    [09:39:47 06/11/11] * The Kraken slithers onto the boat
    [09:39:50 06/11/11] Jack Sparrow : WE'RE ON A BOAT
    [09:40:05 06/11/11] * Jack Sparrow pulls out a sword
    [09:40:10 06/11/11] * The Kraken rawrs angrily
    [09:40:30 06/11/11] * Jack Sparrow grins at Dame. "Avast, laddie!" and tosses him a sword
    [09:40:37 06/11/11] Jack Sparrow : AUGATHA!
    [09:40:43 06/11/11] * Damian Gray lmao
    [09:40:43 06/11/11] Jack Sparrow : <---Aurelie Bones
    [09:40:46 06/11/11] Jack Sparrow : Happy belated Birthday!
    [09:40:50 06/11/11] Augatha Bones : Yep!
    [09:40:57 06/11/11] * Damian Gray catches sword
    [09:41:06 06/11/11] * Jack Sparrow starts slashing at the Kraken
    [09:41:06 06/11/11] Damian Gray : Augatha. ^^
    [09:41:09 06/11/11] @ Melanie McKinnon : O.O
    [09:41:14 06/11/11] * The Kraken roars in pain
    [09:41:25 06/11/11] * The Kraken lashes out and hits the side of the boat, cracking it
    [09:41:27 06/11/11] Augatha Bones : Hello Everyone!
    [09:41:30 06/11/11] * Damian Gray pokes experimentally at the Kraken's side
    [09:41:34 06/11/11] * Jack Sparrow is jostled by the crack
    [09:41:41 06/11/11] * The Kraken roars and lashes at Dame
    [09:41:45 06/11/11] Damian Gray : Um... I think the boat's leaking, now
    [09:41:47 06/11/11] Jack Sparrow : DUCK EUNUCH!
    [09:41:57 06/11/11] * Jack Sparrow needs people to bail out the boat
    [09:42:00 06/11/11] * Damian Gray dodges away
    [09:42:06 06/11/11] Augatha Bones : Now I'm not sure what to ask The Kraken
    [09:42:07 06/11/11] * The Kraken hits the mast.
    [09:42:11 06/11/11] Damian Gray : To where?!?
    [09:42:13 06/11/11] Augatha Bones : Who are you?
    [09:42:15 06/11/11] Jack Sparrow : The Kraken is Natasha Waterson
    [09:42:21 06/11/11] Augatha Bones : Or, what are you?
    [09:42:23 06/11/11] Jack Sparrow : I'm Aurelie Bones!
    [09:42:30 06/11/11] Jack Sparrow : And The Kraken's me
    [09:42:49 06/11/11] * The Kraken hits Jack and sends him overboard
    [09:42:52 06/11/11] * Jack Sparrow dies
    [09:42:54 06/11/11] * Augatha Bones is confuzzled
    [09:42:57 06/11/11] Jack Sparrow : THIS IS THE END
    [09:43:02 06/11/11] Jack Sparrow : OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
    [09:43:04 06/11/11] Jack Sparrow : ....
    [09:43:50 06/11/11] Hiccup Horrendous Haddock : C'mon, bud
    [09:44:03 06/11/11] * Hiccup Horrendous Haddock jumps onto Toothless and flies around the CB
    [09:44:14 06/11/11] * Toothless flies up into the sky and sees aurora boreali!
    [09:44:18 06/11/11] Augatha Bones : Sweet Merlin!
    [09:45:08 06/11/11] Frodo Baggins : I HAVE THE RING!
    [09:45:11 06/11/11] Frodo Baggins : THE ONE RING!
    [09:45:19 06/11/11] Gandalf : YOU shall NOT PASSS!
    [09:45:36 06/11/11] * Gandalf does wizard stuff with his staff and yells at the beastie
    [09:45:45 06/11/11] Gandalf : This CB is cra-crazy
    [09:45:46 06/11/11] Gandalf : !
    [09:46:35 06/11/11] Saphira Brightscales : ERAGON GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!
    [09:46:49 06/11/11] Eragon Shadeslayer : Fine, fine
    [09:46:55 06/11/11] * Eragon Shadeslayer brandishes Brisingr
    [09:47:18 06/11/11] Saphira Brightscales : ...
    [09:47:20 06/11/11] Saphira Brightscales : RAWRRRR
    [09:47:52 06/11/11] Heaven : LAAAAA
    [09:48:03 06/11/11] * Hell glares at HEaven
    [09:48:09 06/11/11] Heaven : What you doing here?
    [09:48:14 06/11/11] Hell : What're YOU doing here?
    [09:48:20 06/11/11] Heaven : I'm being awesome!
    [09:48:28 06/11/11] Hell : Well, I'm being awesomer!
    [09:48:41 06/11/11] Heaven : I AM THE MOST AWESOME PERSON IN THE WORLD AND YOU KNOW IT!
    [09:48:49 06/11/11] Hell : NO I AM FAR MORE AWESOMER!
    [09:49:26 06/11/11] Edward Cullen : ...
    [09:49:29 06/11/11] Edward Cullen : we're all alone, Bella
    [09:49:37 06/11/11] Bella Swan : OH EDDIE!
    [09:49:48 06/11/11] * Edward Cullen takes Bella onto Isle Esme
    [09:49:53 06/11/11] Bella Swan : Annnd, you know the rest
    [09:49:59 06/11/11] @ Melanie McKinnon : ..........
    [09:50:00 06/11/11] * Bella Swan gets pregnant
    [09:50:05 06/11/11] Edward Cullen : NO YOU MUST NOT
    [09:50:07 06/11/11] Edward Cullen : HAHAHA
    [09:50:10 06/11/11] * Edward Cullen loves Mel
    [09:50:16 06/11/11] Bella Swan : Well, Aur does
    [09:50:18 06/11/11] Bella Swan : not Edward
    [09:50:20 06/11/11] Augatha Bones : .
    [09:50:23 06/11/11] Bella Swan : He's soul mates with BELLA forEVER
    [09:50:24 06/11/11] @ Melanie McKinnon : DONT LOVE ME YOU SPARKLY THING >D:
    [09:50:26 06/11/11] @ Melanie McKinnon : oh
    [09:50:28 06/11/11] @ Melanie McKinnon : thats okay.
    [09:50:29 06/11/11] Edward Cullen : HAHA
    [09:50:54 06/11/11] Demo Matimarcan : Oh good, I missed the Twilight crew.
    [09:51:02 06/11/11] Demo Matimarcan : OOH, my state!
    [09:51:04 06/11/11] Damian Gray : lol
    [09:51:11 06/11/11] * Florida tackles California
    [09:51:20 06/11/11] * California is tackled and punches Florida
    [09:51:26 06/11/11] Florida : DIRTY PLAYING!
    [09:51:26 06/11/11] Demo Matimarcan : NO! DON'T FIGHT!
    [09:51:32 06/11/11] * Florida bites California's arm
    [09:51:44 06/11/11] * California kicks Florida in the place where the sun does not shine
    [09:51:50 06/11/11] * Florida doubles over, groaning
    [09:51:51 06/11/11] Demo Matimarcan : Damn it, if there's anyone we should be fighting it's that untrustful Wyoming...
    [09:51:57 06/11/11] * California sits on Florida
    [09:52:18 06/11/11] * Wyoming tackles California
    [09:52:19 06/11/11] Demo Matimarcan : OH YES.
    [09:52:21 06/11/11] California : NOt again!
    [09:52:22 06/11/11] Bree Archer : I hate my internet -.-
    [09:52:29 06/11/11] * California punches Wyoming in the face
    [09:52:34 06/11/11] * Wyoming falls into the lake
    [09:52:36 06/11/11] Demo Matimarcan : Be careful, Wyoming only has an army force of half a million.\
    [09:52:48 06/11/11] * California dive in after Wyoming and strangles him
    [09:52:54 06/11/11] * Wyoming chokes
    [09:52:54 06/11/11] Bree Archer : This is so weird
    [09:53:02 06/11/11] * California laughs
    [09:53:08 06/11/11] Damian Gray : Very
    [09:53:14 06/11/11] Demo Matimarcan : Yeah this is pretty... strange.
    [09:53:16 06/11/11] Augatha Bones : Hello Bree
    [09:53:19 06/11/11] Wyoming : /me, with his last reserve of strength, stabs California in the arm with a dagger
    [09:53:25 06/11/11] California : HAHA FAIL
    [09:53:32 06/11/11] Wyoming : Shut the hell up, California!
    [09:53:33 06/11/11] Bree Archer : lol
    [09:53:38 06/11/11] * California is stabbed in the arm and bleeds
    [09:53:39 06/11/11] Bree Archer : Hey Ettie
    [09:53:54 06/11/11] * Wyoming kicks free and goes to the surface, gasping for air
    [09:54:03 06/11/11] * California follows, clutching his bleeding arm
    [09:54:12 06/11/11] California : I-cannot-hold-out-much-longer---
    [09:54:22 06/11/11] * Wyoming laughs, vindictive, and punches California
    [09:54:32 06/11/11] * California suddenly bits Wyoming's arm off
    [09:54:45 06/11/11] * Wyoming clutches at the stump of his arm, face paling, and bleeds to death.
    [09:54:51 06/11/11] Demo Matimarcan : Civil war much?
    [09:54:51 06/11/11] * Wyoming blinks out of existance
    [09:54:57 06/11/11] * California roars in triumph
    [09:55:19 06/11/11] California : I have a speshul treat for you, Demo!
    [09:55:19 06/11/11] Demo Matimarcan : So weird, but so funny...
    [09:55:35 06/11/11] Demo Matimarcan : Wut?
    [09:55:40 06/11/11] Demo Matimarcan : NOOOOOOOOOOO
    [09:55:42 06/11/11] Edward Cullen : Since you sem to like us so much!
    [09:55:48 06/11/11] Demo Matimarcan : AH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
    [09:55:52 06/11/11] Bella Swan : HELLO DEMO
    [09:55:54 06/11/11] Demo Matimarcan : FIRE!
    [09:55:57 06/11/11] * Edward Cullen leers
    [09:55:58 06/11/11] Demo Matimarcan : NOOOOOOOO!
    [09:56:00 06/11/11] Bree Archer : EDWARD!
    [09:56:05 06/11/11] Bree Archer : YOU SPARKLY VAMP!
    [09:56:06 06/11/11] * Bella Swan flirts cuz she's a vampire
    [09:56:06 06/11/11] Demo Matimarcan : PSYCHIATRIST, SAVE ME!
    [09:56:13 06/11/11] * Bella Swan scowls
    [09:56:19 06/11/11] Bella Swan : DONT FLIRT WITH MY MAN!
    [09:56:21 06/11/11] * Bree Archer growls at Edward
    [09:56:29 06/11/11] * Demo Matimarcan cuddles his psychiatrist, who keeps a stoic expression.
    [09:56:37 06/11/11] * Augatha Bones gets bored and smacks Edward and Bella's head together
    [09:56:37 06/11/11] Buffy the Vampire Slayer : HA HA!
    [09:56:41 06/11/11] Edward Cullen : OH NO
    [09:56:42 06/11/11] Edward Cullen : NOOOOO
    [09:56:50 06/11/11] Bree Archer : LOL
    [09:56:52 06/11/11] * Buffy the Vampire Slayer brandishes her vampire slaying stuff
    [09:56:58 06/11/11] * Edward Cullen is caught on fire
    [09:57:07 06/11/11] Bree Archer : IN YOUR SPARKLY FACE, CULLEN- BUFFY IS HERE
    [09:57:12 06/11/11] * Buffy the Vampire Slayer with her special stregth, rips Edward apart
    [09:57:21 06/11/11] * Edward Cullen crumbles to a pile of ashes
    [09:57:50 06/11/11] Buffy the Vampire Slayer : Sooo
    [09:57:53 06/11/11] Buffy the Vampire Slayer : what should we be next?
    [09:57:57 06/11/11] Buffy the Vampire Slayer : Cuz I'm all out of ideas
    [09:58:05 06/11/11] Buffy the Vampire Slayer : we've done
    [09:58:09 06/11/11] Buffy the Vampire Slayer : How to train your dragon
    [09:58:10 06/11/11] Buffy the Vampire Slayer : Eragon
    [09:58:13 06/11/11] Buffy the Vampire Slayer : Doctor Who
    [09:58:15 06/11/11] Buffy the Vampire Slayer : Buffy
    [09:58:20 06/11/11] Buffy the Vampire Slayer : Twilight
    [09:58:23 06/11/11] Buffy the Vampire Slayer : etcetera...
    [09:58:24 06/11/11] Buffy the Vampire Slayer : AHA!
    [09:58:25 06/11/11] Buffy the Vampire Slayer : I KNOW!
    [09:58:26 06/11/11] Demo Matimarcan : HEHEHE
    [09:58:32 06/11/11] Demo Matimarcan : NO IDEAS FOR YOU.
    [09:58:43 06/11/11] Damian Gray : .
    [09:58:45 06/11/11] Demo Matimarcan : Oh dear god, what....
    [09:58:54 06/11/11] Katniss Everdeen : ITS HERE
    [09:58:55 06/11/11] Katniss Everdeen : RUN!
    [09:59:02 06/11/11] Demo Matimarcan : Oh good, I don't know this reference.
    [09:59:04 06/11/11] * Peeta Mellark runs with Katniss from the muttants
    [09:59:19 06/11/11] Katniss Everdeen : THey're...they're after us!
    [09:59:33 06/11/11] Augatha Bones : Hey Bree, are you gonna post?
    [09:59:44 06/11/11] Peeta Mellark : KATNISS! THEY LOOK LIKE THE OTHER TRIBUTES!
    [09:59:49 06/11/11] Katniss Everdeen : Oh noes!
    [10:00:17 06/11/11] Demo's Psychiatrist : ...
    [10:00:18 06/11/11] M n' M : Gods damn
    [10:00:23 06/11/11] M n' M : Everyone keeps trying to eat me!
    [10:00:29 06/11/11] Demo's Psychiatrist : ...
    [10:00:29 06/11/11] Skittles : IKR?
    [10:00:35 06/11/11] Skittles : EVERYONE'S LIKE,
    [10:00:48 06/11/11] Skittles : "OMGEE THERE'S SKITTLE, let's EAT HIM!"
    [10:00:51 06/11/11] Skittles : And i'm like, aaaahhhh!
    [10:01:10 06/11/11] * Demo's Psychiatrist picks up the candies and stares at them with a quiet, stoic expression.
    [10:01:13 06/11/11] * M n' M nods
    [10:01:20 06/11/11] * Skittles bites Demo's Psychiatrist
    [10:01:26 06/11/11] * M n' M kills Demo's Psychiatrist
    [10:01:37 06/11/11] * Demo's Psychiatrist frowns and dies anyways.
    [10:01:42 06/11/11] Skittles : WE ARE NOT SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS!
    [10:02:14 06/11/11] Demo's Dead Psychiatrist : ...
    [10:02:17 06/11/11] Cat : mow
    [10:02:20 06/11/11] Cat : meow
    [10:02:22 06/11/11] * Cat purrs
    [10:02:28 06/11/11] Demo's Dead Psychiatrist : ...
    [10:02:29 06/11/11] * Dog spots a cat.
    [10:02:34 06/11/11] Dog : BARK BARK BARK BARK
    [10:02:37 06/11/11] Cat : MEOW!
    [10:02:40 06/11/11] Cat : HISS HISS HISS HISS
    [10:02:44 06/11/11] * Demo's Dead Psychiatrist is a dead psychiatrist.
    [10:02:47 06/11/11] * Dog lunges at Cat
    [10:02:58 06/11/11] * Cat scratches Dog's nose
    [10:03:18 06/11/11] Bree Archer : ...
    [10:03:41 06/11/11] Edward Cullen : I TOLD YOU BELLA!
    [10:03:46 06/11/11] Edward Cullen : I AM NOT DATING JANE!
    [10:03:47 06/11/11] Bree Archer : OMG, the pooheads are back.
    [10:03:48 06/11/11] Bella Swan : You are!
    [10:03:50 06/11/11] * Bella Swan sniffles
    [10:03:54 06/11/11] Bree Archer : lol
    [10:03:55 06/11/11] Bella Swan : "YOU BROKE MY HEART!
    [10:04:01 06/11/11] Edward Cullen : BUt I'm not1
    [10:04:05 06/11/11] Bella Swan : YOU STUPID SPARKLY HEARD!
    [10:04:15 06/11/11] Edward Cullen : I AM NOT SPARKLY!
    [10:04:18 06/11/11] Bella Swan : YES YOU ARE!
    [10:04:20 06/11/11] Bree Archer : It's so funny that is says Edward Cullen is online XD
    [10:04:29 06/11/11] Bella Swan : AND YOU'RE A SPARKLY FREAK
    [10:04:37 06/11/11] * Bella Swan clings to My Immortal
    [10:04:38 06/11/11] My Immortal : u gaiz r liek totl prepzzzz
    [10:04:47 06/11/11] Bella Swan : NOBODY APPRECIATES!
    [10:04:54 06/11/11] * Edward Cullen flirts with My Immortal
    [10:04:55 06/11/11] @ Melanie McKinnon : .......
    [10:04:57 06/11/11] @ Melanie McKinnon : I AM SCARED.
    [10:04:59 06/11/11] Edward Cullen : You look....goffic today
    [10:05:06 06/11/11] My Immortal : EW get awy frm me stupid wuts wrng wit u?!
    [10:05:08 06/11/11] Augatha Bones : ...
    [10:05:09 06/11/11] * Edward Cullen purrs at My Immortal
    [10:05:16 06/11/11] Bella Swan : UGH!
    [10:05:37 06/11/11] My Immortal : Wow ur i's r liek supr sexily
    [10:05:50 06/11/11] Dumbledore : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOUR MOTHERFU**ERS!
    [10:05:55 06/11/11] Dumbledore : ???!!!!????!!!????!!!
    [10:06:04 06/11/11] * Bree Archer coughs
    [10:06:13 06/11/11] My Immortal : OMG, hes onley yeling cuz he had a hedache!
    [10:06:23 06/11/11] Bree Archer : DRAAACOOO
    [10:06:23 06/11/11] Draco Malfoy : YAH!
    [10:06:29 06/11/11] * Draco Malfoy parties
    [10:06:33 06/11/11] * Bree Archer glomps Draco
    [10:06:41 06/11/11] Draco Malfoy : OH ENOBY!
    [10:06:46 06/11/11] @ Ebony Dark'ness Dementia : DRACULA!
    [10:06:51 06/11/11] Draco Malfoy : MY LOVE
    [10:06:52 06/11/11] @ Ebony Dark'ness Dementia : Where's vampire?
    [10:06:55 06/11/11] Draco Malfoy : MY EVERYTHING
    [10:07:01 06/11/11] Bree Archer : lol XD
    [10:07:03 06/11/11] Draco Malfoy : WE NEED VAMPIRE POTTER!!!
    [10:07:15 06/11/11] Draco Malfoy : I WILL RUN INTO SNAP'S CLASS NAKED FOR YOU PROFESSING MY LOVE!
    [10:07:18 06/11/11] Draco Malfoy : (That really happened)
    [10:07:24 06/11/11] @ Ebony Dark'ness Dementia : Brb slitting my wrists
    [10:07:26 06/11/11] A Unicorn : NEIGH
    [10:07:28 06/11/11] A Unicorn : NEIGH
    [10:07:34 06/11/11] Draco Malfoy : KK my love
    [10:07:35 06/11/11] A Unicorn : SPARKLESPARKLE NEIGH
    [10:07:40 06/11/11] * Draco Malfoy drinks the unicorn's blood
    [10:07:47 06/11/11] A Unicorn : NEIGH.
    [10:07:48 06/11/11] Draco Malfoy : EMG YOU REMIND ME OF EDDIE CULLEN!
    [10:07:56 06/11/11] * A Unicorn kicks his heels at Draco
    [10:07:57 06/11/11] Draco Malfoy : dude
    [10:08:02 06/11/11] Draco Malfoy : totally posting this on the fail thread
    [10:08:03 06/11/11] Draco Malfoy : all of it
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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Aurelie Bones on Sun Nov 06, 2011 6:52 pm

    CONTINUATION:
    10:29:52] Savannah Lerran : Hi everyone!
    [10:29:52] Jack Sparrow : Hello Savannah!
    [10:29:57] * Jack Sparrow chuckles nervously.
    [10:30:01] Jack Sparrow : LEFT BOOB CHANGE YOUR NAME!
    [10:30:05] * Arthur Pendragon ravishes Left Boob
    [10:30:06] Bree Archer : LOL
    [10:30:08] * Hera hides in her black tent. "I am scared."
    [10:30:11] * Jack Sparrow grins at Savannah. "Ahoy Lassie."
    [10:30:17] Merlin : Merlin, Arthur!
    [10:30:20] Left Boob has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:30
    [10:30:23] * Merlin averts his eyes.
    [10:30:28] Lassie joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:30
    [10:30:28] Merlin : I'm trying to clean your room here!
    [10:30:31] Savannah Lerran : * Savannah smirks back.
    [10:30:33] Lassie : changed it
    [10:30:36] Jack Sparrow : Aha,
    [10:30:37] Bree Archer : LOL
    [10:30:38] Jack Sparrow : you do this thing:
    [10:30:43] Jack Sparrow : you put /me
    [10:30:47] Jack Sparrow : and then you write it
    [10:30:50] Jack Sparrow : so it's /me says hi
    [10:30:52] * Jack Sparrow says hi
    [10:31:02] * Hera pokes her head out and wonders who she can kidnap
    [10:31:02] * Jack Sparrow grins at Bree. "Where were we again?"
    [10:31:05] * Savannah Lerran Thank you!
    [10:31:16] * Merlin smooches Lassie
    [10:31:16] * Bree Archer grabs Jack and makes out with him
    [10:31:18] Hera : Hey Savannah! I am Passion..
    [10:31:18] @ Arthur Pendragon : HERA!
    [10:31:21] Demo has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:31
    [10:31:23] Demo joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:31
    [10:31:26] @ Arthur Pendragon : Hercules' mum?
    [10:31:30] @ Arthur Pendragon : Two Demo's.
    [10:31:32] * Jack Sparrow is grabbed and energetically makes out with her too
    [10:31:32] Demo : Hi people
    [10:31:38] * Merlin uh...
    [10:31:38] Savannah Lerran : Hello Hera!
    [10:31:38] Hera : Wha'd I do@
    [10:31:41] Demo : I'm manly.
    [10:31:43] @ Arthur Pendragon : WHICH ONE IS HUNGARY?
    [10:31:46] Hera : Oh.
    [10:31:48] Bree Archer : WOAH
    [10:31:49] Savannah Lerran : LOL
    [10:31:54] Demo : im hungary
    [10:31:54] Merlin : IM HUNGARY
    [10:31:58] Hera has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:31
    [10:31:58] Demo has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:31
    [10:31:58] Merlin : I WANT SOME RAT SOUP
    [10:32:03] * Merlin gobbles down rat soup
    [10:32:16] Uncle Sam joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:32
    [10:32:22] Bree Archer : I love this too much
    [10:32:24] Switzerland joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:32
    [10:32:24] Jack Sparrow : UNCLE SAM!
    [10:32:28] Uncle Sam : I'm hungary
    [10:32:29] Savannah Lerran : Same.
    [10:32:31] Uncle Sam : i want you for us army
    [10:32:35] Switzerland : UNCLE SAM
    [10:32:36] * Jack Sparrow snogs Bree on Switzerland
    [10:32:48] Jack Sparrow : So bree
    [10:32:52] Jack Sparrow : Lking Jack Sparrow?
    [10:32:52] Uncle Sam : ahahaha
    [10:32:53] * Bree Archer is snogged on Switzerland
    [10:32:56] Jack Sparrow : JACK SPARROW OUT!
    [10:32:58] Jack Sparrow : PEACE!
    [10:33:00] Bree Archer : YESH, I love him
    [10:33:00] Jack Sparrow has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:33
    [10:33:02] Bree Archer : BYES X
    [10:33:07] * Switzerland kicks Jack and Bree
    [10:33:11] The Doctor joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:33
    [10:33:16] The Doctor : Hello Again!
    [10:33:17] Bree Archer : DOCTOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR
    [10:33:20] Uncle Sam : who was jack sparrow ahahaha :d
    [10:33:25] Uncle Sam : The doctor
    [10:33:26] The Doctor : I was!
    [10:33:27] * Bree Archer glomps the Doctor
    [10:33:28] @ Arthur Pendragon : I AM A KING.
    [10:33:29] Uncle Sam : ooh nooo
    [10:33:31] Savannah Lerran : Hello Doctor!
    [10:33:39] The Doctor : Hello Savanna!
    [10:33:42] Switzerland : I AM NEUTRAL!
    [10:33:43] The Doctor : Savannah
    [10:33:52] Bree Archer : DOCTOR, BE MY BFF WITH MERLIN!!!
    [10:33:52] Donna Noble has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:33
    [10:33:54] Donna Noble joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:33
    [10:33:56] * Switzerland jumps on The Doctor.
    [10:34:00] * The Doctor pulls out his sonic screwdriver
    [10:34:03] * The Doctor is jumped on
    [10:34:03] Bree Archer : DONNNNAAAAAA
    [10:34:04] The Doctor : DONNA!
    [10:34:10] Donna Noble : hello people
    [10:34:11] * The Doctor hugs Donna
    [10:34:15] Donna Noble : hello doctor
    [10:34:16] Switzerland has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:34
    [10:34:20] The Doctor : No more libraries for you, eh?
    [10:34:22] Donna Noble : so doctor
    [10:34:31] Donna Noble : where are we going
    [10:34:34] Bellatrix Lestrange joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:34
    [10:34:42] * Donna Noble jumps on The Doctor.
    [10:34:43] Bree Archer : :O
    [10:34:48] Bree Archer : BELLATRIXXXX
    [10:34:49] Bellatrix Lestrange :
    [10:34:53] @ Arthur Pendragon : YOU KILLED SIRIUS.
    [10:35:01] Donna Noble : hi bella
    [10:35:02] Bree Archer : I LOVED SIRIUS!
    [10:35:05] Donna Noble : avada kedavra
    [10:35:06] Bree Archer : AND YOU KILLED HIM!
    [10:35:06] * Bellatrix Lestrange points her wand at Arthur.
    [10:35:13] Bellatrix Lestrange : CRUCIO! Lol
    [10:35:16] Savannah Lerran : I loved him too.
    [10:35:23] * Bree Archer eats Bella's wand
    [10:35:25] Donna Noble : avada kedavra avada kedavra
    [10:35:31] * The Doctor sonic screwdrivers Bellatrix
    [10:35:31] * Bellatrix Lestrange kills Bree
    [10:35:34] Demo Matimarcan : Back.
    [10:35:35] Donna Noble has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:35
    [10:35:36] The Doctor has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:35
    [10:35:38] * Bellatrix Lestrange kills The Doctor
    [10:35:41] * Bree Archer comes back from the dead
    [10:35:47] Jack Sparrow joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:35
    [10:35:49] Jack Sparrow : NO
    [10:35:52] Bree Archer : JAAACK
    [10:35:52] Jack Sparrow : MY BREEE!
    [10:35:54] Jack Sparrow : DO NOT DIE
    [10:35:56] Mr. Darcy joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:35
    [10:35:59] * Jack Sparrow snogs Bree to bring her back to life
    [10:36:10] Mr. Darcy : Jack my swag
    [10:36:13] * Bree Archer is brought back by the snog of life
    [10:36:14] Jack Sparrow : YOU LOVED SIRIUS?
    [10:36:17] * Jack Sparrow gasps
    [10:36:22] Bree Archer : NO!
    [10:36:23] * Jack Sparrow storms away
    [10:36:25] Jack Sparrow has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:36
    [10:36:26] Bree Archer : As a BROTHER!
    [10:36:26] * Bellatrix Lestrange day dreams about Tom Riddle
    [10:36:33] * Bree Archer is heartbroken D:
    [10:36:38] Augatha Bones : .
    [10:36:41] Mr. Darcy : where is elizabeth
    [10:36:44] Toothless joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:36
    [10:36:49] Toothless has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:36
    [10:36:51] Mr. Darcy : elizabeeeeth
    [10:36:54] * Savannah Lerran shakes had at Bella.
    [10:36:55] Mr. Darcy : elizabeeeeeth
    [10:36:58] Mr. Darcy : elizabeeeeeth
    [10:37:00] Elizabeth joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:37
    [10:37:01] Bree Archer : Shut up, Darcy
    [10:37:02] Mr. Darcy : elizabeeeth
    [10:37:04] Elizabeth : MR DARCY!
    [10:37:06] Mr. Darcy : elizabeeeeth
    [10:37:09] Bellatrix Lestrange : What? He was Smexy in the movie with a nose.
    [10:37:09] Mr. Darcy : elizabeeeeeth
    [10:37:11] Mr. Darcy : elizabeeeth
    [10:37:15] Mr. Darcy : here you are!
    [10:37:17] Mr. Darcy : my love
    [10:37:21] * Elizabeth snoggles Mr. Darcy
    [10:37:34] * Mr. Darcy humps Elizabeth.
    [10:37:37] Elizabeth : this Cb is getting raunchy
    [10:37:45] Bree Archer : lol XD
    [10:37:51] Mr. Darcy : censorship
    [10:37:52] Elizabeth : WHO WANTS JACK BACK?
    [10:37:58] * Bellatrix Lestrange pats her 80's hair
    [10:37:58] Bree Archer : MEEEEEE!!!
    [10:38:05] * Savannah Lerran kicks Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy.
    [10:38:06] Elizabeth has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:38
    [10:38:06] Bree Archer : lol, Nice hair Bella
    [10:38:15] Mr. Darcy has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:38
    [10:38:18] Bellatrix Lestrange :
    [10:38:23] Jack Sparrow joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:38
    [10:38:26] Merlin : Merlin..
    [10:38:34] Bree Archer : JACK!
    [10:38:35] * Jack Sparrow huffs and doesn't look at Bree
    [10:38:35] Sirius Is Back and Black joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:38
    [10:38:42] Sirius Is Back and Black : Bree, my love
    [10:38:46] Bree Archer : NOO, I LOVED SIRIUS AS A BROTHER D:
    [10:38:49] Jack Sparrow : .
    [10:38:57] * Jack Sparrow runs Sirius Through
    [10:38:57] * Bree Archer kicks Sirius away
    [10:39:05] Sirius Is Back and Black : Bree, don't you lie
    [10:39:18] * Savannah Lerran kicks Bree for kicking Sirius.
    [10:39:19] Bree Archer : Youuuu're lying!
    [10:39:25] Bree Archer : I LOVE JACK!
    [10:39:29] Bellatrix Lestrange : ...
    [10:39:30] The Irish Mate has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:39
    [10:39:31] Bella Swan has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:39
    [10:39:32] The Irish Mate joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:39
    [10:39:32] Bella Swan joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:39
    [10:39:42] The Irish Mate : Bella
    [10:39:50] Demo Matimarcan : I left for a few minutes and now I'm hopelessly lost.
    [10:39:50] The Irish Mate : wheres edward
    [10:39:59] The Irish Mate : hi demo
    [10:40:02] The Irish Mate has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:40
    [10:40:05] Bella Swan : Dead.
    [10:40:08] Bella Swan : lol
    [10:40:13] Bree Archer : I can safely say that this is prolly the WEIRDEST thing that's ever happened in the CB
    [10:40:15] Bella Swan : He sparkled too much
    [10:40:15] Savannah Lerran : And Renesmee?
    [10:40:17] I'm Hungary joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:40
    [10:40:26] @ Arthur Pendragon : DEMOOOOO
    [10:40:27] @ Arthur Pendragon :
    [10:40:31] Savannah Lerran : LOL
    [10:40:36] I'm Hungary : hi y'all
    [10:40:36] Bella Swan :
    [10:40:43] Jack Sparrow : HAHA
    [10:40:48] I'm Hungary : im manly
    [10:41:00] Bree Archer : lol XD
    [10:41:03] * Jack Sparrow sighs. "I CANNOT BE PARTED FROM YOU< BREE"
    [10:41:08] * Jack Sparrow snogs Bree
    [10:41:11] Demo Matimarcan : DAMN IT.
    [10:41:16] I'm Hungary has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:41
    [10:41:17] * Bree Archer snogs back
    [10:41:31] Bree Tanner joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:41
    [10:41:32] * Bella Swan wants to kiss somebody. "I can do all I want without Edward worrying about me!"
    [10:41:32] * Merlin needs a girl
    [10:41:34] Merlin : I WANT TO SNOG MORGANA
    [10:41:38] Bree Tanner : so you do love me jack
    [10:41:46] Bree Archer : lol
    [10:41:49] Bree Archer : :O
    [10:41:52] Jack Sparrow : Wha, what?
    [10:41:52] Bree Archer : :O
    [10:41:57] * Jack Sparrow is confuzzled
    [10:41:59] Bree Archer : JACK?!
    [10:42:02] * Jack Sparrow clings to Bree ARcher.
    [10:42:06] Bree Archer : You were talking about HER?!
    [10:42:09] Jack Sparrow : I DO NOT KNOW THIS WOMAN!
    [10:42:15] Jack Sparrow : YOU ARE MY TRUE LOVE< bREE ARRCHER!
    [10:42:15] Bree Tanner : we have a kid together and all
    [10:42:24] Jack Sparrow : BREE TANNER IS A CHILD
    [10:42:25] Bree Tanner : we love eachother
    [10:42:27] Bree Archer : YOU HAVE A KID?!
    [10:42:30] Jack Sparrow : SHE'S FOURTEEN YEARS OLD!
    [10:42:32] Bree Tanner : i am not
    [10:42:34] Jack Sparrow : DO NOT LISTEN TO HER MY LOVE
    [10:42:35] Bree Tanner : yes
    [10:42:39] Bella Swan : ....
    [10:42:42] Bree Tanner : little brack
    [10:42:45] * Bella Swan jumps on Merlin.
    [10:42:46] * Jack Sparrow killls Bree Tanner
    [10:42:48] Bree Tanner : and little jree
    [10:42:54] * Merlin is jumped on. "Hello."
    [10:43:01] * Bree Archer cries in the emo corner
    [10:43:06] * Bree Tanner is a vampire that cant be killed that easily.
    [10:43:08] Jack Sparrow : NO
    [10:43:14] * Bree Tanner snogs the other bree in her emo corner.
    [10:43:16] * Jack Sparrow kills Bree again and runs to his true love, Bree Archer
    [10:43:24] Demo Matimarcan has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:43
    [10:43:26] * Jack Sparrow snogs Bree ARcher
    [10:43:30] * Bree Tanner is still alive and well.
    [10:43:35] Bree Tanner has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:43
    [10:43:39] * Bree Archer is being snogged by two people
    [10:43:47] * Bella Swan pounds on Merlins back out of boredom
    [10:43:47] The Alpaca joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:43
    [10:43:49] Jacob Black joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:43
    [10:43:53] Savannah Lerran has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:43
    [10:43:54] * The Alpaca is watching over you.
    [10:44:09] Jack Sparrow : ....
    [10:44:10] Jacob Black : Hi Bella
    [10:44:13] Jack Sparrow : what the hell is giong on?
    [10:44:15] Bella Swan : I am waiting for ace to pop up. Lol
    [10:44:17] Bree Archer : OHMYCRAP. Jake! You're cool, dude. But I don't love you
    [10:44:18] * The Alpaca is not watching over you, and it doesn't care about you one bit.
    [10:44:26] Jack Sparrow : GO SNOG JACOB
    [10:44:33] * The Alpaca does not hate you.
    [10:44:34] Bree Archer : I dunno, Jack
    [10:44:40] * Jack Sparrow shoves Bree Tanner towards Jacob and snogs Bree ARcher
    [10:44:40] * Bella Swan stares at Jacob. "Where is my daughter???!!"
    [10:44:45] * The Alpaca is just not interested in you.
    [10:44:45] * Jacob Black snogs Bella. "Yes, you do!"
    [10:44:52] Jacob Black : Or ill became emo
    [10:44:57] * Bella Swan is snogged and snogs back
    [10:45:02] The Alpaca has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:45
    [10:45:04] * Bree Archer snogs Jack and brings out the RUM
    [10:45:16] Jacob Black has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:45
    [10:45:18] * Jack Sparrow drinks rum and kisses Jack
    [10:45:19] Jack Sparrow has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:45
    [10:45:29] * Bella Swan brings out the Blood.
    [10:45:31] Legolas joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:45
    [10:45:32] The Doctor joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:45
    [10:45:35] The Doctor : Ugh....
    [10:45:37] The Doctor : kissing and...
    [10:45:39] * Legolas is a blonde elf.
    [10:45:40] The Doctor : babies and...
    [10:45:47] The Doctor : emotions and I'm just going to leave
    [10:45:49] Bree Archer : DOCTORRRR
    [10:45:50] * Legolas jack kissing himself
    [10:45:54] Bree Archer : NOOO
    [10:45:57] * Merlin smooches Bre
    [10:45:58] Bree Archer : DON'T LEEEAVE
    [10:46:00] Legolas : nooo
    [10:46:02] Legolas : doctor
    [10:46:06] * Bella Swan drinks blood
    [10:46:06] Random Pervert joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:46
    [10:46:08] * Legolas smooches Bree.
    [10:46:11] * Bree Archer is smooched and pushes Merlin
    [10:46:14] @ Arthur Pendragon : LEGOLAS<333333
    [10:46:16] Jack Sparrow has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:46
    [10:46:17] Jack Sparrow joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:46
    [10:46:18] Bella Swan : Yummmmmmmmm... Ab positive
    [10:46:20] Legolas : hey random
    [10:46:21] Random Pervert : Heeeeeey everyone~
    [10:46:21] * Jack Sparrow smooches Bree
    [10:46:29] * Bree Archer is smooched again
    [10:46:30] * The Doctor covers his eyes
    [10:46:36] Bree Archer : EVERYONE WANTS A BIT OF ME
    [10:46:36] * Legolas is still a blonde elf. Not gay.
    [10:46:37] * Random Pervert eyes Jack Sparrow.
    [10:46:39] The Doctor : I'm just gonna...
    [10:46:52] * The Doctor takes his Tardis and goes to Earth, in the time of the Spartans
    [10:47:01] * Bree Archer punches the Random Pervert
    [10:47:05] Legolas : this is sparta
    [10:47:06] Bree Archer : MINE.
    [10:47:10] Legolas has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:47
    [10:47:15] Random Pervert : Hey. Hey Captain Jack Sparrow. Fancy a duel in my bed?
    [10:47:23] Leonidas joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:47
    [10:47:25] Jack Sparrow : Only if Bree's there
    [10:47:26] Bree Archer : :O
    [10:47:30] Leonidas : hi y'all
    [10:47:34] * Bree Archer kills the Random Pervert
    [10:47:39] Leonidas : threesome
    [10:47:43] Bella Swan : MANO!
    [10:47:43] Leonidas : i want in
    [10:47:46] Leonidas : foursome
    [10:47:46] The Doctor : LOL
    [10:47:54] The Doctor : AUGH
    [10:47:54] Bree Archer : LOL XD
    [10:47:56] Random Pervert : Necrophilia, Bree? Okay, it's your party, I guess...
    [10:48:05] The Doctor : TALKS ABOUT THREESOME AND FOURSOMES....
    [10:48:13] * The Doctor covers his eyes
    [10:48:14] Bree Archer : EW
    [10:48:18] Bree Archer : No
    [10:48:19] Leonidas : this is sparta!
    [10:48:19] The Doctor : this CB is getting so horny
    [10:48:26] Leonidas : madneeeessssssssssssss!
    [10:48:32] * Leonidas is horny.
    [10:48:35] Random Pervert : Well, there IS a pervert amongst us...
    [10:48:37] Leonidas has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:48
    [10:48:39] * Bree Archer cracks up laughing
    [10:48:40] * The Doctor is in love with....ROSE TYLER
    [10:48:43] * Random Pervert looks around suspiciously.
    [10:48:47] * Bella Swan runs around. "Stop kissing! You could get Mono!"
    [10:48:48] The Doctor : WHERE IS ROSE?
    [10:48:50] Bree Archer : The Doctor said horny
    [10:48:52] Horny joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:48
    [10:48:57] Bree Archer : LOLLL!
    [10:48:58] Horny : Hi y'all
    [10:48:59] The Doctor : .
    [10:49:02] Bella Swan : I AM ROSE!
    [10:49:05] Bree Archer : Dearie me
    [10:49:07] Horny has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:49
    [10:49:08] Bella Swan : Why?
    [10:49:09] The Doctor : ...NO YOU'RE BELLA
    [10:49:19] Bella Swan has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:49
    [10:49:23] Rose Tyler joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:49
    [10:49:32] * The Doctor will kiss rose if she ever gets onl..
    [10:49:33] The Doctor : ROSE!
    [10:49:35] Rose Tyler : hi y'all
    [10:49:36] * The Doctor snogs Rose to death
    [10:49:42] Rose Tyler : doctor
    [10:49:44] The Doctor : I LOVE YOU
    [10:49:44] Bree Archer : lol XD
    [10:49:49] Jack Sparrow : Oh.
    [10:49:51] Jack Sparrow : How, er, cute
    [10:49:52] * Rose Tyler runs away from the doctor and kisses Bree.
    [10:49:57] Asric 'Apple' Chaos joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:49
    [10:49:59] * Jack Sparrow seizes Bree and kisses her
    [10:50:04] * Asric 'Apple' Chaos is snogged
    [10:50:06] The Doctor : Hello, Asric
    [10:50:08] The Doctor : Haha
    [10:50:09] The Doctor : Hi
    [10:50:10] The Doctor :
    [10:50:11] Rose Tyler : don't make me cry
    [10:50:12] * Bree Archer is kissed by two people
    [10:50:14] Rose Tyler : asric
    [10:50:15] The Doctor : Wait
    [10:50:16] The Doctor : WHAT?
    [10:50:17] * Rose Tyler snogs asric.
    [10:50:19] Bree Archer : Ric?
    [10:50:19] Random Pervert : Wut?
    [10:50:19] Asric 'Apple' Chaos : hahhahahaha
    [10:50:21] The Doctor : Asric is not oing to be happy....
    [10:50:26] * Asric 'Apple' Chaos is cracking up
    [10:50:26] @ Arthur Pendragon : I thought it was Asric D:
    [10:50:29] @ Arthur Pendragon : but then it wasn't my brother
    [10:50:30] * Rose Tyler snogs t he doctor and asric in the same time.
    [10:50:32] * The Doctor facepalms
    [10:50:33] Random Pervert : He tricked you guys, ahahaha!
    [10:50:39] * The Doctor is double snogged...
    [10:50:40] @ Arthur Pendragon : OKAY!
    [10:50:41] @ Arthur Pendragon : leeeeeets
    [10:50:42] The Doctor : ah, well,
    [10:50:45] Random Pervert : Or she.
    [10:50:46] The Doctor : THE TARDIS IS MY TRUE LOVE
    [10:50:46] * Asric 'Apple' Chaos is snogged.
    [10:50:47] * Rose Tyler kicks the impostor in the face.
    [10:50:48] The Doctor has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:50
    [10:50:52] @ Arthur Pendragon : nooooot act as Asric
    [10:50:52] Random Pervert : I can't remember our names.
    [10:50:53] * Bree Archer snogs Jack
    [10:50:53] * Rose Tyler snogs just the doctor.
    [10:50:56] Rose Tyler : nooo
    [10:50:56] Rose Tyler : love
    [10:50:58] @ Arthur Pendragon : cuuuus Ascriiiv wont like that...
    [10:50:59] Rose Tyler : come back
    [10:51:07] Rose Tyler : who are you people
    [10:51:09] Asric 'Apple' Chaos : Oh I know.
    [10:51:13] Percy Jackson joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:51
    [10:51:17] Percy Jackson : ...
    [10:51:26] Rose Tyler : hey perce
    [10:51:31] * Random Pervert thinks Demo is the manliest man ever.
    [10:51:33] * Jack Sparrow snoggles Bree
    [10:51:37] Random Pervert : THIS IS A PEN.
    [10:51:39] Augatha Bones has been disconnected on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:51 (session timeout)
    [10:51:39] Asric 'Apple' Chaos has logged off the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:51
    [10:51:39] Augatha Bones has been disconnected on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:51 (session timeout)
    [10:51:41] Random Pervert : THIS IS
    [10:51:42] * Percy Jackson pulls out Riptide
    [10:51:45] Random Pervert : A PEN.
    [10:51:46] Rose Tyler : you're the worst of the weaslyes
    [10:51:50] Bree Archer : Ettiieee
    [10:51:55] @ Arthur Pendragon : CB'S LAGGING
    [10:51:56] Percy Jackson : ....
    [10:51:56] * Rose Tyler agrees with random.
    [10:51:57] Sexy Passion. joined the chat on Sun 6 Nov 2011 - 10:51
    [10:51:57] @ Arthur Pendragon : I SHALL CLEAR IN TEN
    [10:51:59] @ Arthur Pendragon : NINE
    [10:51:59] Percy Jackson : Ohhhhkaayyyy then...
    [10:52:00] Sexy Passion. :
    [10:52:00] @ Arthur Pendragon : EIGHT
    [10:52:02] Percy Jackson : WAIT
    [10:52:02] Random Pervert : THIS IS A PEN


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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Nate Ashwood on Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:43 pm

    [22:35:52] Tobias Forsyte joined the chat on Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:35 pm
    [22:36:08] Amaya Pirie : Hey Tobi
    [22:40:58] @ Melanie McKinnon : I TOTALLY ALMOT DIED .
    [22:41:00] @ Melanie McKinnon : Hey Robes.
    [22:41:01] @ Melanie McKinnon : noo
    [22:41:02] @ Melanie McKinnon : Toes
    [22:41:03] @ Melanie McKinnon : NO
    [22:41:05] @ Melanie McKinnon : TOBES.
    [22:42:29] @ Melanie McKinnon : I dont fail
    [22:42:40] Amaya Pirie : Fail. Thread. Now.



    ....Meeeellll...

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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Nate Ashwood on Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:24 am

    [00:23:21] @ Melanie McKinnon : vook
    [00:23:22] @ Melanie McKinnon : nooooo
    [00:23:23] @ Melanie McKinnon : book
    [00:23:24] @ Melanie McKinnon : yees.
    [00:23:28] @ Melanie McKinnon : nook
    [00:23:31] @ Melanie McKinnon : BOOK DAMMIT.
    [00:23:44] Amaya Pirie : FAIL THREAD!
    [00:23:56] Xanin Pool : XD



    I can't believe I've had to do this twice in a row, Mel XD


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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Sienna Marshall on Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:15 pm

    Not even joking Melly, I posted the murder on fb, and that lad saw and now he thinks I'm weird!


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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Anna Tshering on Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:47 am

    THE SAD STORY OF RICH & GENE'S SEPARATION AS A BABY... AND HEIGHT RANTS

    [19:20:53] @ Richard Romain : I love how we dodged the question about being twins there Darren Razz
    [19:21:01] Darren Arbalastier : i know Rich...
    [19:21:02] @ Richard Romain : Now she will never know...
    [19:21:04] Darren Arbalastier : now ok Anne, a shocker
    [19:21:09] Darren Arbalastier : we ARE twins
    [19:21:17] Anna Tshering : YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
    [19:21:20] Darren Arbalastier : just that i'm educated in singapore
    [19:21:23] Darren Arbalastier : and he is in britian
    [19:21:29] @ Richard Romain : Gasp! Shock! Horror! Turtles! :O
    [19:21:33] @ Richard Romain : Yup Razz
    [19:21:36] Anna Tshering : Turtles?!
    [19:21:47] Darren Arbalastier : and we never met each other in our life too Razz
    [19:21:47] @ Richard Romain : We were separated at birth
    [19:21:50] Anna Tshering : what do turtles have to do with any of this?!
    [19:21:52] @ Richard Romain : Is quite tragic really
    [19:22:05] @ Richard Romain : Sea turtles Anna
    [19:22:19] Anna Tshering : so saaad. :O
    [19:22:25] @ Richard Romain : When I was a baby I was kidnapped and put on a raft of sea turtles
    [19:22:38] @ Richard Romain : So that I would never be with my twin Sad
    [19:22:45] Darren Arbalastier : yup, and i was carried away by eagles Sad
    [19:22:55] Darren Arbalastier : to soar high and above.. Sad
    [19:22:55] @ Richard Romain : Yeah Sad
    [19:23:03] @ Richard Romain : Tragic really Sad
    [19:23:18] * Anna Tshering thinks, epic story
    [19:23:18] Joshua North : Too many graveyard shifts messed up my sleeping pattern because it is 4:23am and I am wide awake now
    [19:23:23] @ Richard Romain : Also I'm like twice his height I think Razz
    [19:23:42] @ Richard Romain : wow josh... get some sleeping pills! D:
    [19:23:57] Anna Tshering : noooo IVE!
    [19:24:00] * Anna Tshering glomps Ive.
    [19:24:05] Darren Arbalastier : Josh.. go sleep.. NOW
    [19:24:12] Darren Arbalastier : how tall are you in cm, Rich?
    [19:24:17] Darren Arbalastier : i'm 182
    [19:24:25] Anna Tshering : I FEEL SHORT
    [19:24:46] Darren Arbalastier : HEHE
    [19:25:05] @ Richard Romain : 190 cm ^^
    [19:25:13] @ Richard Romain : Not too much taller really Razz
    [19:25:13] Darren Arbalastier : NOO
    [19:25:15] Darren Arbalastier : T_T
    [19:25:16] Anna Tshering : I AM 160.
    [19:25:18] Anna Tshering : GEEEEZ.
    [19:25:24] Anna Tshering : it may help I am 13, soooo
    [19:25:30] @ Richard Romain : Anna is small Razz
    [19:25:33] Darren Arbalastier : yer well asians are shorter
    [19:25:33] @ Richard Romain : And young! D:
    [19:25:50] Darren Arbalastier : and i'm just 16 Razz more room for growth Razz
    [19:25:56] @ Richard Romain : Don't use a racist stereotype just cus you're smaller darren Razz
    [19:26:23] Darren Arbalastier : i don't care Razz
    [19:27:27] @ Richard Romain : any excuse Razz
    [19:27:35] Anna Tshering : XD
    [19:27:38] Joshua North : I am 177cm
    [19:27:54] @ Richard Romain : No one on this site is small are they? Razz
    [19:28:01] Darren Arbalastier : thank god T_T
    [19:28:08] Darren Arbalastier : i'd cry if a girl here was taller than me
    [19:28:10] Anna Tshering : YES
    [19:28:11] Anna Tshering : MEEE
    [19:28:23] Anna Tshering : I WILL BE ONE DAY DARREN MWAHAHAHAHA
    [19:28:57] * Richard Romain pats anna on the head
    [19:28:58] @ Richard Romain : Awww
    [19:29:05] @ Richard Romain : look at the cute lil girl ^^
    [19:29:20] Anna Tshering : URGH.
    [19:29:23] Anna Tshering : I.
    [19:29:25] Anna Tshering : Am.
    [19:29:27] Anna Tshering : Not.
    [19:29:29] Anna Tshering : A.
    [19:29:30] Anna Tshering : Baby.
    [19:29:31] Darren Arbalastier : me pats on the head too
    [19:29:40] Darren Arbalastier : nah...
    [19:29:50] Darren Arbalastier : asian girls generally are uhm... smaller
    [19:30:06] Anna Tshering : NO.
    [19:30:08] Darren Arbalastier : except the netballer
    [19:30:11] Darren Arbalastier : netballers*
    [19:30:13] Anna Tshering : the tallest girl in my class... is ASIAN
    [19:30:15] Darren Arbalastier : omg i felt so small beside them
    [19:30:29] Darren Arbalastier : any mixed blood?
    [19:30:32] @ Richard Romain : Netballers are all tall though Razz
    [19:30:40] @ Richard Romain : Darren! :O
    [19:30:46] Anna Tshering : yes
    [19:30:47] @ Richard Romain : I'm surprised at you...
    [19:30:52] Anna Tshering : quite a couple...
    [19:30:56] @ Richard Romain : No, not all asian people are small Razz
    [19:30:58] Darren Arbalastier : yessum?
    [19:31:12] Darren Arbalastier : yes rich?
    [19:31:24] @ Richard Romain : You should be more careful when talking about the sensative subject of race Razz
    [19:31:35] * Anna Tshering bangs forehead at weird thought.
    [19:31:58] Darren Arbalastier : oh sorry bro Razz
    [19:31:59] @ Richard Romain : Totally stole that from 'everyone's a little bit racist' XD


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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Passion Rose on Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:57 am

    [20:55:44] J. J. Jones : /sigh closets suck
    [20:55:50] J. J. Jones : */me sigh
    [20:55:56] J. J. Jones : Gahhh!!


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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Karmzy on Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:31 am

    Love from Aldan...


    [21:22:15] Aldan Chaos : http://www3.images.coolspotters.com/photos/280777/andy-six-profile.jpg <-- She's not too bad

    [21:22:23] Karma Black : Celeb, how bout Kaoru and Hikaru?

    [21:22:35] @ Asric Chaos : yes?

    [21:22:42] Aldan Chaos : What's with the freggin anime names you lot?

    [21:22:44] @ Sophia Wyse : Kaori is one of my favorite girl's names

    [21:22:48] @ Sophia Wyse : Two Deaths?

    [21:22:49] Karma Black : NO NOT JADEN!!!

    [21:22:53] @ Asric Chaos : dude why didnt you say you were looking for a girl?

    [21:22:56] Iva Popov : PANTY Anarchy

    [21:22:57] * Sophia Wyse huge puppy-dog eyes

    [21:22:59] Aldan Chaos : I wasn't

    [21:23:00] Karma Black : Kaoru is a dude, though.

    [21:23:03] Aldan Chaos : But I think she looks cute

    [21:23:07] @ Asric Chaos : two deaths where?

    [21:23:09] Aldan Chaos : So Ima use her just cause

    [21:23:15] @ Sophia Wyse : Yeah. But it reminded me of Kaori

    [21:23:17] @ Asric Chaos : oh shes not my type Razz

    [21:23:20] Karma Black : and that's Andy Six. It's a dude.

    [21:23:28] Karma Black : ITS A DUDE YOU GUYS ITS A DUDE

    [21:23:31] Aldan Chaos : ........................................

    [21:23:34] Aldan Chaos : the fuck?

    [21:23:37] * Passion Rose tackles Z. "Thank you Z! I need that pic!"

    [21:23:38] @ Asric Chaos : and what is it you're doing?

    [21:23:40] Iva Popov : I thought it was a boy too

    [21:23:40] Passion Rose : And yes!

    [21:23:42] @ Sophia Wyse : LMAO!

    [21:23:44] @ Asric Chaos : Lol

    [21:23:45] Passion Rose : Is Smexy Andy Sixx!

    [21:23:48] Karma Black : hahah. It's the lead singer of Black Veil Brides

    [21:23:51] @ Sophia Wyse : It is a boy.

    [21:23:53] Aldan Chaos : gag

    [21:23:53] @ Asric Chaos : bad taste man

    [21:23:54] Karma Black : And it's also Jet's Celeb

    [21:23:55] @ Sophia Wyse : A pretty boy

    [21:23:59] Aldan Chaos : I think you just destroyed me

    [21:24:03] Aldan Chaos : I didn't ever want to know that

    [21:24:04] * Karma Black swoons

    [21:24:04] @ Sophia Wyse : And he's already claimed here

    [21:24:05] * J. J. Jones blinks at all the words "I'm lost"

    [21:24:13] * Sophia Wyse is dying of laughter

    [21:24:16] @ Asric Chaos : that is the funniest thing ive seen in a while

    [21:24:22] Aldan Chaos : Shame

    [21:24:22] * Passion Rose thinks Any Sixx is smexy Very Happy

    [21:24:32] Karma Black : JJ, Aldan thought Jet's celeb was a girl but its a dude so yeah

    [21:24:33] * Asric Chaos is also dying of laughter

    [21:24:42] Passion Rose : CHOCOLATE CAKE HERE I COME!

    [21:24:43] Aldan Chaos : Realllyyy thought that was a girl...

    [21:24:44] Aldan Chaos : damn

    [21:24:44] Passion Rose is away

    [21:24:49] * Karma Black is laughing

    [21:25:07] Karma Black : fail thread. Call it.

    [21:25:16] * Asric Chaos is still laughing


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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Tesla Gordon on Sat Nov 26, 2011 8:23 pm

    A good friend with this topic, Mel, strikes again. This time in Siganese Smile albino


    [21:20:12] @ Melanie McKinnon : Un si tured+

    [21:20:17] @ Melanie McKinnon : I'm so tired *

    [21:20:29] Aldan Chaos : .

    [21:21:40] Tesla Gordon : Un si tured+?

    [21:21:53] Aldan Chaos : Lol

    [21:21:54] Tesla Gordon : is that something written in your language Razz

    [21:21:59] Tesla Gordon : fail

    [21:22:07] Aldan Chaos : It's Siganese


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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Ciar Mel McHothead on Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:29 pm

    [17:58:26] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : haoet gklskzxh;g janzsdg;hbanzg ;vjacnz;Lhfsa NO WAY

    [17:58:34] Joshua Renaldi : Imma Wiserd and My Immortal are the worst

    [17:58:46] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : oh really?

    [17:58:51] Amaya Pirie : lol XD

    [17:58:55] Lola Peppermint : IMMA WISERD FOR THE WIN!

    [17:59:01] @ Melanie McKinnon : Imma wiserd is FUCKING AWESOME

    [17:59:07] Amaya Pirie : I don't think I've ever read a seriously terrible fanfic before...

    [17:59:11] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : OH NO I CHANGE IT! "The Sorting Hat's Love" Is definately the worst

    [17:59:25] * Oh Look I'm Jet Again shivers just thinking about it

    [18:00:27] @ Melanie McKinnon : Read this one Amaya! Very Happy

    [18:00:44] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : NO READ THE SORTING HATS LOVE!!! BE SCARRED FOR LIFE!!

    [18:00:45] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : Very Happy

    [18:00:51] Amaya Pirie : I'm scared to Razz

    [18:00:56] Joshua Renaldi : That is the most disturbing thing ever, Jet

    [18:00:58] Joshua Renaldi : o.o

    [18:01:00] @ Melanie McKinnon : DO IT

    [18:01:01] @ Melanie McKinnon : DO IT

    [18:01:25] Lola Peppermint : IMMA WISERD IS THE BEST FANFIC EVEEEEERRRRR

    [18:01:36] @ Melanie McKinnon : Is it just creepy

    [18:01:40] @ Melanie McKinnon : or badly written Jet?

    [18:01:54] Arsen Salvator has been disconnected on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:01 pm (session timeout)

    [18:01:55] Joshua Renaldi : Creepy

    [18:01:56] Joshua Renaldi : Very

    [18:02:03] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : It's also extremely disgusting. just saying. Sorting Hat's Love = Me curled up on the floor freaking out for an hour

    [18:02:07] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5703568/1/The_Sorting_Hats_Love

    [18:02:24] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : It's kinda innapropriate. And has bad smut

    [18:02:30] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : And if you don't know what smut is, don't read it!!

    [18:02:39] Amaya Pirie : OH DUDE

    [18:02:40] Amaya Pirie : AAAA

    [18:02:45] Amaya Pirie : MY EYES >.<

    [18:02:50] Amaya Pirie : OHMYGOD Razz

    [18:02:58] Amaya Pirie : That's the devil's work Razz

    [18:03:04] Lola Peppermint : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6537528/1/The_Worst_Fanfiction_of_All_Time

    [18:03:13] Lola Peppermint : THE BEST FANFIC OF ALL TIME!

    [18:03:23] Aurelie Bones has been disconnected on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:03 pm (session timeout)

    [18:03:30] @ Melanie McKinnon : You're as hot as dragon's fire Filling me with desire Your small tits and big ass Make my wand grow into a staff Say you want me to We don't have to make love, just screw

    [18:03:38] @ Melanie McKinnon : I made many on here read that yesterday Lola Razz

    [18:03:44] @ Melanie McKinnon : Does the sorting hat even have a ..

    [18:03:57] Amaya Pirie : Yes >.<

    [18:04:01] Amaya Pirie : Yes it does >.<

    [18:04:04] Amaya Pirie : UGH

    [18:04:08] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : "soft as butter and tastes like popcorn"

    [18:04:13] Amaya Pirie : NEVER SHOW ME STUFF LIKE THAT AGAIN Razz

    [18:04:13] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : ^^

    [18:04:27] Amaya Pirie : I just read that Razz

    [18:04:29] * Joshua Renaldi might throw up

    [18:04:31] Amaya Pirie : Aaa, nasty Razz

    [18:04:57] @ Melanie McKinnon : "Don't flatter me that much, Hermione." The hat cooed. "I'm not quite that big, but sometimes if I scrunch down on someone with a particularly rounded head I get a little tickle of contact. My semen is actually really good conditioner for witches and wizards hair. So sometimes I squirt a little surprise for them when I get a chance. I don't see what there is to complain about, but stupid Dumbledore always keeps an eye on me and it's hard to get away with."

    [18:04:58] @ Melanie McKinnon : oh no..

    [18:05:00] @ Melanie McKinnon : oh no..

    [18:05:39] @ Melanie McKinnon : TAKE IT AWAY

    [18:05:40] Arsen Salvator joined the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:05 pm

    [18:05:45] * Melanie McKinnon cannot stop reading

    [18:06:01] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : hahahahaha IT does that to people

    [18:06:13] Amaya Pirie : AAAA

    [18:06:14] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : "That's right Hermione." The hat cooed. "Give us a ride."

    [18:06:21] Amaya Pirie : MELLL >,<

    [18:06:30] Amaya Pirie : Shuuushhh Razz

    [18:06:44] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : "Something is wrong with Hermione." Ron told Harry, concern on his face. "Ever since that day the Sorting Hat told everyone she gave him head in the great hall." Harry shook his head sadly.

    [18:06:46] Amaya Pirie : I don't know why I'm still reaadinngg >.<

    [18:06:51] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : hahah

    [18:07:07] Amaya Pirie : What kind of sick person wrote this?! Razz

    [18:07:26] Amaya Pirie : "I wander what it's like to have sex with a HAT?"

    [18:07:35] Amaya Pirie : WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT?!

    [18:07:39] Lola Peppermint : MY DOG IS HERE!!!

    [18:07:45] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : "Hermione is sleeping with the Sorting Hat?" Ron asked in disbelief. "No, she hates that hat! She'd never do anything like this. Something must be wrong. Her eyes look blank and lifeless. She must be under an imperious curse or-or something." Harry said sadly. "What do we do?" Ron asked tearfully. "We have to tell Dumbledore."

    [18:07:46] Lola Peppermint : brb

    [18:07:50] @ Melanie McKinnon : OH EW.

    [18:08:25] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : "Yes, yes, I know all about The Sorting Hat's control over Hermione." Dumbledore chomped on jelly beans as he spoke, some spilling from his mouth and getting stuck in his beard. "You do?" Ron's mouth gaped open. "Of course. That hat has been getting harder and harder to manage." Dumbledore paused; his eyes took on a serious glint as he leaned forward. "I'm going to tell you boys a secret. The Sorting Hat..." "Um... Dumbledore?" Harry asked. "Blimy, he's fallen asleep!" Ron said surprised.

    [18:08:31] @ Melanie McKinnon : WHAT?!

    [18:08:31] @ Melanie McKinnon : THE HAT

    [18:08:32] @ Melanie McKinnon : IS MERLIN?!

    [18:08:40] Amaya Pirie : EWWW

    [18:08:40] @ Melanie McKinnon : WHAT THE FUCK SHITTING FUCK SHIT?

    [18:08:47] Amaya Pirie : SNAPE HAS TO PLEASURE HER NOW?!

    [18:08:51] @ Melanie McKinnon : I'll never watch Merlin the show the same way again

    [18:08:53] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : "Oh yes, yes." Dumbledore snapped impatiently. "Let me tell you boys a secret." He leaned in once more. "The Sorting Hat isn't what he appears to be. He was once a wizard but a curse turned him into a hat and so he has remained for the last 2000 years." "2000 years!" Harry said shocked. "Yes Harry, you may remember him from stories long ago. This is why I cannot hope to challenge him on the matter of your friend. He was once known as... Merlin."

    [18:09:03] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : lol. LD

    [18:09:04] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : Very Happy

    [18:09:10] Joshua Renaldi : GAH

    [18:09:10] Amaya Pirie : XD

    [18:09:11] Joshua Renaldi : NO

    [18:09:12] Joshua Renaldi : NO

    [18:09:13] Joshua Renaldi : NO

    [18:09:24] Joshua Renaldi : NOO

    [18:09:27] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : Ron interrupted. "Wait does that mean Merlin is a dirty old git?"

    [18:09:30] @ Melanie McKinnon : poor+Ginny

    [18:10:13] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : "Ginny seems like the best choice." Dumbledore said cheerfully, nonplussed by Ron's reaction. "I'll talk to the girl. You two set up a meeting between them. The hat may act stupid but he's smarter than he seems. You'll need to be subtle in your actions. While he is distracted Snape will bed Hermione."

    [18:10:14] @ Melanie McKinnon : "McGonagall already fluffed me up so I'm ready to go." Snape dropped his pants exposing his huge 11 inch penis.

    [18:10:14] @ Melanie McKinnon : just

    [18:10:15] @ Melanie McKinnon : no

    [18:10:39] @ Melanie McKinnon : Snape began sucking on Hermione's boob like a calf sucking on a cow's udder.

    [18:11:10] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : O_o

    [18:11:11] Amaya Pirie : This is so damn gross -.-

    [18:11:12] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : hahahah

    [18:11:20] Joshua Renaldi : Snape Express...

    [18:11:22] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : You ready to ride the Snape Express?" Snape said silkily

    [18:11:23] Joshua Renaldi : My mind..

    [18:11:24] Amaya Pirie : EW!

    [18:11:25] @ Melanie McKinnon : Dumbledore looked at Ron considering. "Harry, why don't you leave me and Ron alone for a minute?"

    [18:11:29] * Melanie McKinnon pukes

    [18:11:31] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : jads,mgbnm dsbvnam. eg,bsfkjgsn a

    [18:11:38] Amaya Pirie : Yeah, that's what I just read Mel Razz

    [18:11:43] @ Melanie McKinnon : Harry, confused, walked out of the office. He stood by the door listening and heard heavy panting. "Well I guess everyone has been shagged now but me."

    [18:11:45] Amaya Pirie : This is naaasty Razz

    [18:11:46] Aurelie Bones joined the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:11 pm

    [18:11:52] Aurelie Bones : hello

    [18:11:54] @ Melanie McKinnon : Snape leaned against the wall. "Potter! Come to the dungeons for detention." Harry smiled a little skip as he followed the potions master a little skip in his step.

    [18:11:54] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : "Yeah, everyone got shagged but me." Ron said selfishly. Dumbledore looked at Ron considering. "Harry, why don't you leave me and Ron alone for a minute?" Harry, confused, walked out of the office. He stood by the door listening and heard heavy panting. "Well I guess everyone has been shagged now but me." Snape leaned against the wall. "Potter! Come to the dungeons for detention." Harry smiled a little skip as he followed the potions master a little skip in his step.

    [18:11:54] Aurelie Bones : .

    [18:11:56] @ Melanie McKinnon : EW EW EW EW EW

    [18:11:57] Aurelie Bones : what the hell?

    [18:11:58] @ Melanie McKinnon : MY BRAIn

    [18:11:59] @ Melanie McKinnon : MY EYEs

    [18:12:00] @ Melanie McKinnon : MY EARS

    [18:12:02] @ Melanie McKinnon : MY EVERYTHING

    [18:12:04] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : jsdkgb sjldndkjndhnmvnm

    [18:12:05] @ Melanie McKinnon : www.fanfiction.net/s/5703568/1/The_Sorting_Hats_Love

    [18:12:07] Aurelie Bones : WHAT IS THIS?

    [18:12:07] @ Melanie McKinnon : read it Aurie

    [18:12:17] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : DONT DO IT AURIE!

    [18:12:20] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : Lol do it

    [18:12:27] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : DO IT AURIE

    [18:12:42] Amaya Pirie : NOOO

    [18:12:45] Amaya Pirie : AURIE RUNNN

    [18:12:49] Lola Peppermint : OH MY GOD SHE'S SO CUTE!

    [18:12:49] Amaya Pirie : RUN AWAAAAAY

    [18:12:52] * Lola Peppermint dies

    [18:12:59] Joshua Renaldi : RUN

    [18:13:00] * Lola Peppermint is gonna go now

    [18:13:00] Joshua Renaldi : GAH

    [18:13:03] Joshua Renaldi : MY EYES

    [18:13:06] Lola Peppermint has logged off the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:13 pm

    [18:13:08] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : and that, my dear RPers, was the worst fanfiction I have ever read

    [18:13:08] Joshua Renaldi : FOREVER SCARRED

    [18:13:10] * Oh Look I'm Jet Again bows

    [18:13:12] Joshua Renaldi : NEVER AGAIN

    [18:13:21] Joshua Renaldi : Loolie D:

    [18:13:23] * Joshua Renaldi sobs

    [18:13:28] @ Melanie McKinnon : I still like Imma wiserd better

    [18:13:34] @ Melanie McKinnon : the sex scenes there are gawdjus

    [18:13:39] Aurelie Bones : ER

    [18:13:40] * Amaya Pirie beats Jet with a stick for showing her that

    [18:13:40] Aurelie Bones : ERR

    [18:13:42] @ Melanie McKinnon : "he stuck his giant black cock into her tinie white ass"

    [18:13:42] Aurelie Bones : EW

    [18:13:42] @ Arsen Salvator : .

    [18:13:43] Aurelie Bones : EW

    [18:13:43] Aurelie Bones : EW

    [18:13:43] Aurelie Bones : EW

    [18:13:44] Aurelie Bones : EW

    [18:13:44] Aurelie Bones : EW

    [18:13:45] Aurelie Bones : EW

    [18:13:53] Aurelie Bones : I HATE WHO EVER SHOWED ME THAT STORY

    [18:13:56] Aurelie Bones : THE SORTING HAT

    [18:13:58] * Aurelie Bones is scarred

    [18:14:03] * Oh Look I'm Jet Again raises a hand "ummm... it wasn't me this time"

    [18:14:20] @ Melanie McKinnon : I love you too<3

    [18:14:37] * Oh Look I'm Jet Again points to Mel "She shared it after you came."

    [18:14:42] Aurelie Bones : MEL

    [18:14:44] Aurelie Bones : I HATE YOU

    [18:14:46] * Oh Look I'm Jet Again is being hit on the head but doesn't notice

    [18:14:47] * Aurelie Bones kills Mel

    [18:15:07] * Oh Look I'm Jet Again is laughing behind his kill-proff sheild spell

    [18:15:12] Aurelie Bones : I should've waited for the warnings

    [18:15:14] * Aurelie Bones laments

    [18:15:17] * Amaya Pirie is emotionally scarred

    [18:15:18] * Aurelie Bones kills Jet

    [18:15:20] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : ^kill-proof

    [18:15:20] Aurelie Bones : mua ha ha

    [18:15:21] @ Melanie McKinnon : AUUURIEEE

    [18:15:23] @ Melanie McKinnon : WILLL YOUUU

    [18:15:27] * Aurelie Bones revives Mel and huggles her. "Still hate you."

    [18:15:32] @ Melanie McKinnon : TELL THE AUTHOR OF LANC WITCHES

    [18:15:34] @ Melanie McKinnon : THAT IT WAS SIRIUS

    [18:15:34] * Oh Look I'm Jet Again is still alive, and happy about it

    [18:15:35] Aurelie Bones : will i what?

    [18:15:37] @ Melanie McKinnon : THAT TOLD SNAPE

    [18:15:38] @ Melanie McKinnon : NOT PETTAH

    [18:15:39] Joshua Renaldi : Remind me to never ever read anything Jet ever tells me to ever again

    [18:15:40] Aurelie Bones : Ooohhhhh

    [18:15:41] Joshua Renaldi : NEVER

    [18:15:41] Aurelie Bones : noooo

    [18:15:45] Aurelie Bones : IM NOT TELLING HER ANYTHING

    [18:15:53] @ Melanie McKinnon : YES DO IT

    [18:15:54] Aurelie Bones : I DONT WANT HER TO REMEMBER THAT IM SUPPOSED TO BE HER BETA

    [18:15:58] Aurelie Bones : sdklfjlsdkjfjdk

    [18:16:11] @ Melanie McKinnon : and maybe

    [18:16:13] @ Melanie McKinnon : tell her

    [18:16:13] Amaya Pirie : WHAT THE HELL? Razz

    [18:16:18] @ Melanie McKinnon : that she needs more dialouge

    [18:16:19] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : Hey wait, no, don't do that. You guys said you wanted the worst story on fanfiction. I gave you it.

    [18:16:24] Amaya Pirie : I turned to a random chapter in Im a wiserd.

    [18:16:31] Amaya Pirie : And the last line is;

    [18:16:40] Amaya Pirie : "hi im jesus." he sed.

    [18:16:55] * Amaya Pirie facepalms

    [18:17:16] @ Melanie McKinnon : JESUS <3

    [18:17:18] @ Melanie McKinnon : and Snape is a jew

    [18:17:18] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : Random chapter in imma wiserd end

    [18:17:22] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : ""QUIK GET DA DOKTA" but bi da tim we got dere hge was alredy ded. "haha sed vadermort and him an his detheaters flew away. "

    [18:17:23] @ Melanie McKinnon : Imma wiserd is the most racist story EVER

    [18:17:37] @ Melanie McKinnon : "Im Snape's brotha"

    [18:17:39] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : VADER MORT!!!

    [18:17:52] @ Melanie McKinnon : "I cam ot black but he cam out jewish"

    [18:17:54] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : ITS THE TWO WORST SUPER VILLIANS TOGETHER!!!

    [18:17:57] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : GENIUS!

    [18:18:00] Aurelie Bones : a;lkdsfjsjdf

    [18:18:05] Aurelie Bones : THE DOGFATHER

    [18:18:06] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : Vadermort

    [18:18:13] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : Vadermort

    [18:18:14] Aurelie Bones : THE DOGFATHER IS SIRIUSBLACK

    [18:18:14] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : Vadermort

    [18:18:14] Amaya Pirie : lol XD

    [18:18:15] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : Vadermort

    [18:18:16] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : vVadermort

    [18:18:17] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : Vadermort

    [18:18:24] Aurelie Bones : my sister and I nearly had conniptions

    [18:18:32] * Amaya Pirie 's mind is blown by the Dogfather

    [18:18:45] * Oh Look I'm Jet Again is amazing

    [18:18:49] @ Melanie McKinnon : AURIE

    [18:18:50] @ Melanie McKinnon : AURIE

    [18:18:52] @ Melanie McKinnon : AURIE

    [18:18:55] Aurelie Bones : YESH

    [18:18:56] Aurelie Bones : YESH

    [18:18:58] Aurelie Bones : YESH?

    [18:19:04] @ Melanie McKinnon : IN LANC who is the "he" she keeps writing italic-ed

    [18:19:07] * Oh Look I'm Jet Again raises an eyebrow

    [18:19:16] Aurelie Bones : Sirius

    [18:19:27] @ Melanie McKinnon : I thought so

    [18:19:28] Oh Look I'm Jet Again : ew

    [18:19:40] Vadermort has logged off the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:19 pm

    [18:19:41] Vadermort joined the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:19 pm

    [18:19:44] Aurelie Bones : SHARKBAIT OO HAHA

    [18:19:48] Amaya Pirie : :O

    [18:19:48] Aurelie Bones : asdlkjsfklsjd

    [18:19:49] Aurelie Bones : HAHAHAHA JET

    [18:19:52] @ Melanie McKinnon : ... Sirius

    [18:19:53] * Vadermort what just happened?

    [18:19:54] @ Melanie McKinnon : lied

    [18:19:54] Amaya Pirie : VAAADERMOOORT D:

    [18:19:56] @ Melanie McKinnon : for Peter

    [18:19:59] Aurelie Bones has logged off the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:19 pm

    [18:20:04] @ Melanie McKinnon : VADERMORT Y U JEWISH?!

    [18:20:09] The Dogfather joined the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:20 pm

    [18:20:09] * Amaya Pirie pokes Vadermort

    [18:20:10] Vadermort : I AM VADERMORT!!! FEAR ME

    [18:20:22] * The Dogfather goes, "AVADA KEDAVRA."

    [18:20:27] Vadermort : Melanie, y u ask me dumb questions

    [18:20:27] The Dogfather : STAY AWAY FROM MY GODSON

    [18:20:29] @ Melanie McKinnon : VADERMORT Y U TRANSFORM DOLLAR BILLS INTO CARPETS?

    [18:20:32] Amaya Pirie : THE DOGFATHER :O

    [18:20:32] @ Arsen Salvator : .

    [18:20:42] The Dogfather : Y U PREPZ?

    [18:20:45] * Vadermort strikes a pose "Hell yeah I do."

    [18:21:04] Amaya Pirie : lmao XD

    [18:21:23] The Dogfather : COWS GO MOO

    [18:21:27] Joshua Renaldi : Melly

    [18:21:36] Amaya Pirie : Yes, yes they do Razz

    [18:21:44] Amaya Pirie : omg, that RHYMED Razz

    [18:21:59] The Dogfather : WOO HOOO

    [18:22:00] * Vadermort narrows his eyes at The Dogfather. "Are you gonna ask me why I'm Jewish too?"

    [18:22:00] The Dogfather has logged off the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:22 pm

    [18:22:15] * Vadermort nods "Heck yeah the Dog left."

    [18:22:21] Joshua Renaldi : MEL

    [18:22:28] @ Melanie McKinnon : IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE! There are most likely only going to be two to three chapters left. But never fear, there is a sequel. When I start it, I'll put an update on here so you'll know how to get there.

    [18:22:31] @ Melanie McKinnon : Yes JOsh?

    [18:22:36] Charly joined the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:22 pm

    [18:22:36] Amaya Pirie : The dog will come back, Vadermort.

    [18:22:38] * Melanie McKinnon breaks into tears 'Oh no a sequel'

    [18:22:40] * Melanie McKinnon fears

    [18:22:43] Amaya Pirie : And it's going to bite you in the butt Razz

    [18:22:46] Charly has been kicked by Melanie McKinnon

    [18:22:48] @ Melanie McKinnon : That felt good.

    [18:22:49] Charly joined the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:22 pm

    [18:22:50] Vadermort : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

    [18:22:51] Joshua Renaldi : Tell Loolie I hath posted

    [18:22:52] Amaya Pirie : lol XD

    [18:22:53] Charly has been kicked by Melanie McKinnon

    [18:22:54] Charly joined the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:22 pm

    [18:22:54] Charly : You make me cry, RainbowDust!

    [18:22:54] Charly has logged off the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:22 pm

    [18:22:56] Charly joined the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:22 pm

    [18:22:57] Amaya Pirie : LOL XD

    [18:22:58] @ Melanie McKinnon : that felt better'

    [18:23:01] Charly : ...

    [18:23:04] Vadermort : BE GONE!!!

    [18:23:06] Charly has been kicked by Melanie McKinnon

    [18:23:06] Charly : did you just kick me again?

    [18:23:10] Charly has logged off the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:23 pm

    [18:23:10] @ Melanie McKinnon : GO AWAY

    [18:23:10] Charly joined the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:23 pm

    [18:23:10] * Charly squeals

    [18:23:11] Charly joined the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:23 pm

    [18:23:16] Charly : MY IS SAD

    [18:23:17] @ Melanie McKinnon : I dont caaaaree if I'm kicking you.

    [18:23:20] Joshua Renaldi : o.O

    [18:23:24] Charly : MY DARLING CHARLY

    [18:23:25] * Vadermort kicks Charly too "HEY GUISE THIS IS FUN!!!"

    [18:23:25] @ Melanie McKinnon : YOU ARE A MARY SUE

    [18:23:26] Joshua Renaldi : Make it stop >.<

    [18:23:27] Charly : IS PERFECT

    [18:23:32] @ Melanie McKinnon : AND I HOPE SIRIUS NEVER FORGIVES YOU

    [18:23:35] Charly : SHE IS PERFECT

    [18:23:40] Joshua Renaldi : Ars, make them stop

    [18:23:43] Charly : AND I WILL CREATE MANY PARAGRAPHS SAYING WHY

    [18:24:00] @ Melanie McKinnon : nooo go awaaaay

    [18:24:04] Charly has been kicked by Melanie McKinnon

    [18:24:10] Sirius has logged off the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:24 pm

    [18:24:11] Sirius joined the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:24 pm

    [18:24:18] Charly joined the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:24 pm

    [18:24:20] Sirius : I'll NEVER Forgive her1!!

    [18:24:25] * Charly smooches Sirius

    [18:24:26] Amaya Pirie : SIRIUS :O

    [18:24:30] Charly : YESH YOU WILL

    [18:24:31] Sirius has been kicked by Melanie McKinnon

    [18:24:31] Amaya Pirie : lol Razz

    [18:24:36] Sirius joined the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:24 pm

    [18:24:36] * Sirius gets smooched. EW

    [18:24:37] Charly : BECAUSE I WILL WRITE THAT YOU FORGIVE HER

    [18:24:47] charly has been kicked by Melanie McKinnon

    [18:24:57] Joshua Renaldi : I'm gonna leave

    [18:25:04] @ Melanie McKinnon : EDont leave <3

    [18:25:07] @ Melanie McKinnon : come on Rises?

    [18:25:11] * Sirius is being kicked. WHY WHY

    [18:25:15] Joshua Renaldi has logged off the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:25 pm

    [18:25:28] Sirius : I don't want to forgive you!!!

    [18:25:28] @ Melanie McKinnon : Befcause

    [18:25:30] Sirius : NEVER

    [18:25:31] @ Melanie McKinnon : you shall hate Charly

    [18:25:35] @ Melanie McKinnon : YEWS HATE CHARLY <3

    [18:25:46] Sirius : I DO I DO!!!

    [18:25:57] @ Melanie McKinnon : LOVe ME INSTEAD SIRIUS <3

    [18:26:05] * Sirius mouths "She's making me do it! It's like this authors got me under the Imperius curse or something

    [18:26:07] Melly's pet joined the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:26 pm

    [18:26:09] Melly's pet : Charly flew down in her perfect grace. She did not have air hair. In fact, her hair looked perfectly tousled. Sirius stared at as she flew down. Merlin, did she HAVE to do that?

    [18:26:32] * Sirius is not impressed by this

    [18:26:44] * Melanie McKinnon pats Pet

    [18:26:49] Melly's pet : ...

    [18:26:53] Melly's pet : WHY IS MY NAME MELLY'S PET?

    [18:27:02] Sirius : forget this madness

    [18:27:02] @ Melanie McKinnon : The author actually wrote that ^

    [18:27:13] @ Melanie McKinnon : Well, I has @ powers Razz

    [18:27:24] Melly's pet : sdlkfjlsdkf

    [18:27:27] Aurelie Bones has logged off the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:27 pm

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    [18:27:36] A Manly Kit Once More joined the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:27 pm

    [18:27:36] A Manly Kit Once More has logged off the chat on Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:27 pm

    [18:27:53] A Manly Kit Once More : There. No longer Sirius

    [18:28:12] A Manly Kit Once More : Oh hey, it says I'm not here.

    [18:28:14] A Manly Kit Once More : ....odd


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    Post by Aurelie Bones on Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:13 am

    [16:11:45] Lizbet Frost : undressed and then dressed*
    [16:11:47] Lizbet Frost : at the same time
    [16:12:14] Staying Jet this time : ....yes?
    [16:12:22] Aurelie Bones : ...
    [16:12:24] Aurelie Bones : ....
    [16:12:25] Aria : I only saw and get dressed and undressed...
    [16:12:30] Aria : lol
    [16:12:36] Aria : Gads, I love the chatbox

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    Post by Aurelie Bones on Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:01 am

    [18:59:07] Aldan Chaos : you know you just want to get down under on me with a spoon or something you sick freak
    [18:59:14] Aldan Chaos : oh shit

    Aldan's in a bit of a muddle. Very Happy


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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Karmzy on Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:06 am

    More Aldan Madness

    [22:02:57] Aldan Chaos : Eh, I used to sext the Rises chatbox all the time by accident when I was dating

    [22:04:07] Aurelie Bones : ahahahaha

    [22:04:15] Aldan Chaos : Movinggg on

    [22:04:18] * Karma Black raises one eyebrow

    [22:04:41] Joshua Renaldi : o.O

    [22:04:53] Aria : lmao

    [22:05:08] Aurelie Bones : poor rises

    [22:05:22] Aurelie Bones : Dannyboy

    [22:05:31] Aurelie Bones : you are a seriously scary guy

    [22:06:27] Aldan Chaos : What do yah mean?


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    Re: Fail Thread

    Post by Melanie McKinnon on Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:07 pm

    [14:06:12] Nova Doherty : i can sweat in croatian, italian, spanish and english

    Kinky.


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    Post by Nova Doherty on Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:08 pm

    I meant swear Rolling Eyes Embarassed


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