Dear You

Write a vent letter here. Don't include anyone specific, please. <3

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Dear McDonald's people,
Your service sucks. If I get to deaf KFC and get better service than you, that will put you all to shame.

Me.

Bitch please,
Stop being one of us when you don't.

Sincerely with hatred,
Sel

Dear Dishes,

Why don't you learn how to wash yourself and put yourself away... dry?

Thank you,
Strawberry/Kait

Dear You,

GET OUTTA MY MIIIIIND.

Me

Dear... Someone.

Why can't magic be real? It seems so fantastic, and I really want to go to Hogwarts!

Love from Dove

Dear universe,

Why did you take John and George oh so suddenly?
When I need them most? When WE need them?

With curiosity,
Their Future Wife In Heaven

Dear weather,

I don't know if you've noticed, but we're not during summer yet. Save the high temperatures for later, alright?

- me.

Dear girls in the bathroom,
If you're not waiting for a stall, GET OUT OF MY WAY. Or I will shove you.
Sincerely,
Me
(when I REALLY have to go.)

Dear You,

I HATE YOUUUUUUU.

Me.

Dear FUCKING TEACHERS,

WE HATE YOU FOR TORTURING US WITH HOMEWORKS FOR THE LONG WEEKEND.
BECAUSE OF YOU, I'D RATHER DIE THAN STUDY. I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU.
YOU'VE DESTROYED THE END OF MY SCHOOL WEEK WHEN I SHOULD BE FANGIRLING AROUND JOHN PAUL GEORGE RINGO IN TUMBLR AND THE AMERICAN IDOL CONTESTANTS COMING HERE FOR THEIR TOUR TOMORROW.

HOW DARE YOU????
IF I AM NOT UNDERAGE, I'D JINX ALL OF YOUR OR WHATEVER.

With SEVERE HATRED,
Sel, the student who doesn't want to be inside the best section anymore.

dear mr. person,

please stop being attractive. you are so unattainable urgh

Me

dear his twitter account,

stop attracting me. please.
i am over you that's why i followed you.
to show you that it's over.
nah, nothing even started anyway.

me, in doubt.

Dear friends,

Stop being so damn immature and annoying. And no, I'm not PMSing. I just think no one enjoys it very much when they're trying to listen to some music to concentrate right before a big exam and other people keep hitting them. I don't want anyone pulling my earphones, or poking me with rulers, or slapping my head.

Fuck Thank you.

Me.

Dear Lady Watching Me Like a Hawk,

If you are going to be so god damn OCD about how you're sandwich is made, don't go to a restaurant and have someone else to make it; stop being god damn lazy and make your bloody Sandwich yourself.
... PS, although it wasn't me you heard calling you rude, I do agree with that sentiment exactly.

Awesomeness (Oh... was this where I was just supposed to say me? )

dear fate,

what the hell are you doing now?
to me? why?

yours truly,
me

Dear scientists,

Why haven't you invented teleportation yet? There are some people that I really want to be near, but they're four hours, away. Get on that please.

Sincerely,
Annoyed and stuck me.

Dear guy i like,

stop staring.
i might misunderstand everything.
don't worry though. i know you like my cousin and i have no intentions of ruining whatever (thin) bond you have with her.
it just kinda hurts i guess. but meh. i'm too young for this anyway. i'll marry when i'm 70.

sincerely,
me

dear person i fancy,

if it's so obvious i fancy you then FUCKING TELL ME.
i'll tell you all.

me x

Dear Fate,

Why do you hate me? What have I done to you?! I'm sorry about whatever I did, but get. over. it. And PLEASE stop making my life hell.

Trying not to strangle you,

Me.

dear you,

you need lotion.

me x

Dear World

I'm sorry, but last time I checked... I was my own person, Don't hate on me for what I do or say. My opinion.

Thank You,
Me

Dear Asian History,

do you have any idea how much i hate you?!?

me,
with a match

Dear sleep,

Why are you no longer refreshing?

Sincerely,
Dead tired on 8 hours of sleep.

dear brain,

if you could, please, start working. . . i'd appreciate it. you probably forgot, but i, uh. . . kind of need to use you. i mean, studying and all that. . .

sincerely,
brainless

our dearest school basketball team, especially to the captain,

I LOVE YOU.

love,
me