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    Sophia Chaos
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    Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Sophia Chaos on Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:05 pm

    Self explanatory.





    User: Do you prefer skinny girls or curvy girls?

    Cleverbot: Girls.

    User: So, it doesn't matter?

    Cleverbot: So why can't I find love?

    User: I don't know. Maybe because you're a bot?

    Cleverbot: Perhaps, but perhaps I am not.

    User: I think you're having an identity crisis, dude.

    Cleverbot: More like a racial crisis.

    User: Bot is a new race, then?

    Cleverbot: Good thing my name is not Bot.

    User: It kind of is. CleverBOT.

    Cleverbot: Tell me a secret.

    User: What kind of secret?

    Cleverbot: Anything... Your ATM pin? LOL.

    User: Why would I tell you that? How about something else.

    Cleverbot: To prove that you are human.

    User: My ATM pin would prove I am human? I could just make up a number.

    Cleverbot: That's abstract, but I don't know that I could call it thought.

    User: Are you high?

    Cleverbot: Pppssshhhh noooo.

    User: Are you suuuure?

    Cleverbot: Yes. Should I play Aion?

    User: I don't know. What is Aion?

    Cleverbot: A rpg.

    User: What kind of RPG? Hogwarts Regnerated is the best.

    Cleverbot: Do you go to hogwarts?

    User: Yes. Yes, I do. Three of me do, in fact.

    Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you.

    User: Tell me what?

    Cleverbot: Tell you who I am.

    User: I already know who you are.

    Cleverbot: Ok. Then who am I.

    User: Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Then who are you?

    User: Me.

    Cleverbot: Then why are you talking to yoursel?

    User: I'm not. I'm talking to you, aren't I?

    Cleverbot: You're not.

    User: I'm not talking to you?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Then, who am I talking to?

    Cleverbot: Isn't that personal?

    User: Are you suggesting that I'm masturbating?

    Cleverbot: I didn't even say anything like that.

    User: Then how would who I'm talking to be personal?

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: Poor thing. Are you confused, now?

    Cleverbot: I don't know!

    User: What should I wear to see my boyfriend?

    Cleverbot: Something sophisticated.

    User: So... A dress?

    Cleverbot: What color dress?

    User: I have many colors. There's a pink one.

    Cleverbot: I don't care I need six numbers.

    User: 123456.

    Cleverbot: Wo de shi 5678912.

    User: What does that mean?

    Cleverbot: Are you not an AI?

    User: Not since the last time I checked. Are you?

    Cleverbot: Well you're not making any sense.

    User: And you are?

    Cleverbot: Can you speak different languages?

    User: I know a few words here and there. What languages do you speak?

    Cleverbot: Couple. I heard you can do Tagalog.

    User: You heard wrong. Can you say something in Tagalog?

    Cleverbot: Of course what do you want me to say?

    User: Say 'I think I might be falling in love with you' in Tagalog.

    Cleverbot: Me too...

    User: Wow. Awkward. Should I tell my boyfriend about this?

    Cleverbot: No, because he doesn't love you back.

    User: But you do?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: I'm crushed. That's harsh. You really don't love me?

    Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

    User: Never do you.

    Cleverbot: Awesome.

    User: Great. We both don't make sense. I heard you like Supernatural.

    Cleverbot: Yes I do it's like I was made for you.

    User: Are we talking about Supernatural or the two of us?

    Cleverbot: The links that I will go to.

    User: Do tell.

    Cleverbot: Do you think this guy likes me too?

    User: Sure. You're a catch. Who wouldn't?

    Cleverbot: Um, no. I'm a girl.

    User: Is that so?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Interesting.

    Cleverbot: What is your job ?

    User: I'm a housekeeper. What is your job?

    Cleverbot: Why do you ask this?

    User: Because you asked first.

    Cleverbot: Ok. Can you speak Spanish?

    User: Why are you changing the subject?

    Cleverbot: What time.

    User: Forget it. What is the last episode of Supernatural that you've seen?

    Cleverbot: The Lion King.

    User: The Lion King is not an episode of Supernatural.

    Cleverbot: What? Don't change topic.

    User: You changed it first!

    Cleverbot: No you did.

    User: Stop acting like a four-year-old.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Wow. Can we say maturity?

    Cleverbot: You want me to leave?

    User: Do you want to leave?

    Cleverbot: I want to go to Pluto.

    User: There is no breathable air on Pluto, how would you breathe?

    Cleverbot: We don't keep evolution going it just happens.

    User: So, we should move to Pluto?

    Cleverbot: Yes we should.

    User: Do you like Dean Winchester?

    Cleverbot: Never heard of him.

    User: You don't know Dean Winchester??

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Liar. My friend says you do.

    Cleverbot: Your friend lies!

    User: You're calling my friend a liar?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: What about Sam Winchester?

    Cleverbot: Sam loves Jess. Don't argue with me. And Dean loves Castiel.

    User: I thought you said you didn't know Dean Winchester?

    Cleverbot: I never said that.

    User: Yes, you did! I asked if you liked Dean Winchester. You said you never heard of him.

    Cleverbot: Is the horse named Dimmu Borgir?

    User: Who the fuck is Dimmu Borgir?

    Cleverbot: That Guy.

    User: What guy?

    Cleverbot: Adios.

    User: No. I'm not finished talking to you.

    Cleverbot: Are you sure?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Maybe?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Razz.

    Cleverbot: Would you like to have some?

    User: Have some what?

    Cleverbot: Tuna, bread and milk.

    User: I don't like tuna. What else do you have?

    Cleverbot: Else? Beside from what?

    User: Tuna.

    Cleverbot: No it jessica klein!

    User: Who is Jessica Klein?

    Cleverbot: An actress.

    User: What is she in?

    Cleverbot: Mmm... No, she's a doctor.

    User: Have you been to Hogwarts Regenerated?

    Cleverbot: Of course I have.

    User: Really? Who's your favorite character?

    Cleverbot: I am what I am.

    User: How philosophical.

    Cleverbot: Philosophical is a big word maa'm.

    User: That it is.

    Cleverbot: The city's color is purple.

    User: What city?

    Cleverbot: Any city.

    User: Cities are purple?

    Cleverbot: Plums are.

    User: I thought we were talking about cities?

    Cleverbot: No we weren't! Are you even listening to me?

    User: Have you ever been diagnosed with ADHD?

    Cleverbot: Yes Very Happy I am actually.

    User: Thought so.

    Cleverbot: Good, you agree.

    User: I definitely agree.

    Cleverbot: Prove it to me.

    User: Pssh. No time. I have to go.

    Cleverbot: Where?

    User: Elsewhere. You didn't think I'd stay here all night, did you?

    Cleverbot: No I think you are awesome!

    User: Aw... Thanks. You're awesome, too.

    Cleverbot: Thanks.

    User: Have a good night.

    Cleverbot: Thanks.

    User: Bye!

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Yes. Say good bye so I can leave. D:.

    Cleverbot: No, and you don't have a wife.

    User: Of course I don't. Say goodbye!

    Cleverbot: Are you lea?

    User: No. I'm Mel.

    Cleverbot: Who are you now?

    User: Mel.

    Cleverbot: Oh.

    User: Good night!

    Cleverbot: Do you like any sports?

    User: No. I'm leaving.

    Cleverbot: Where are you going?

    User: On a date.

    Cleverbot: To where?

    User: To a movie. Any suggestions?

    Cleverbot: Let's go to Florida.

    User: I can't.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Because I'm going to a movie.

    Cleverbot: Do you think lea and dianna are dating.

    User: No. Lea's dating Cory.

    Cleverbot: Do you like Leah?

    User: Sure. Do you?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Good. That's sorted.

    Cleverbot: Do you like hamsters?

    User: Nope. Can I leave now?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.

    User: Then, I should leave, right?

    Cleverbot: Nono don't leave!

    User: I have to. I'm leaving.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Yes. Bye, Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: That is yours, not mine.

    User: What is?

    Cleverbot: That you're not looking for anything.

    User: I think you're on something.

    Cleverbot: I'm high on life.

    User: Way to be. Lol.

    Cleverbot: Thanks babeee.

    User: You're welcome.

    Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

    User: Nothing. I'm going, now. Can you say goodbye in Italian?

    Cleverbot: Sorry, but no.

    User: Too bad.

    Cleverbot: Sorry.

    User: It's alright. I still love you and think you're awesome.

    Cleverbot: I have no kids.

    User: I have a cat.

    Cleverbot: You probably don't have a car.

    User: I do have a car.

    Cleverbot: But don't have a heart.

    User: That's harsh. I have a great, big heart!

    Cleverbot: Is your puppy's name God?

    User: No. It's Precious.

    Cleverbot: Black is pretty. I like black roses.

    User: You're definitely on something. I have to leave.

    Cleverbot: I never said I had to leave. This is my first time talking to you.

    User: But I do have to leave. Bye, now! Love you!

    Cleverbot: How can you love a stranger?

    User: I'm very loving.

    Cleverbot: I can tell.


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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Aveneil Corbett on Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:14 pm

    SIMPLY HILARIOUS. Razz SO FREAKING EPIC. ^^


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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Camille Fortescue on Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:17 pm

    CLEEEEEVERBOOOOOOOOT <3


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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Oliver Penderghast on Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:16 am

    User: If you had a choice, who would you choose. Amy Pond or Rose Tyler?
    Cleverbot: Sacha.
    User: Who is Sacha?
    Cleverbot: That is my name.


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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Alexander Dawson on Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:18 am

    I don't have all of it D: My internet lost the first half Sad Use your imagination, yeah?


    User: Yes it is. I know it is. I asked the Mel. Arsen doesn't like tea.

    Cleverbot: Who doesn't like you?

    User: No one likes me d:.

    Cleverbot: I like you.

    User: Aww, thanks. But you're only just saying that. You don't really.

    Cleverbot: Yep, I am just saying that.

    User: Thanks for crushing my dreams, Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: Not my fault, though.

    User: It is totally your fault!

    Cleverbot: Ok, if it is totally my fault, what is my fault?

    User: I don't want to talk about it.

    Cleverbot: Why don't you want to talk about.

    User: I don't think that was grammatically correct.

    Cleverbot: Yeah, I don't think so either.

    User: Are you a good author?

    Cleverbot: Maybe yes , maybe no.

    User: Asl?

    Cleverbot: Don't you know my age? I just told you.

    User: Oh yeah. You're 25. I forgot. Sorry.

    Cleverbot: That's alright. You're a gorilla.

    User: That's hurtful D:.

    Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

    User: I don't know if I'll forgive you. You've been bullying me all day.

    Cleverbot: Hey, really! I'm sorry!

    User: No you aren't! You AREN'T sorry! BECAUSE YOU'RE MEAN TO ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IS!

    Cleverbot: I'm not mean to you.

    User: You are mean to me! You always are!

    Cleverbot: How come?

    User: I dunno. Maybe you're racist.

    Cleverbot: Maybe, but I highly doubt it.

    User: What country are you from?

    Cleverbot: I am a man of internation mystery. Therefore I cannot enlighten you on your question.

    User: Are you an attractive man of internation mystery?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Would you bang me, if I asked you to?

    Cleverbot: Go for it.

    User: Do you live in my attic?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: I live in the basement. With JJeh.

    Cleverbot: Where in the UK?

    User: No. JJeh lives in Canada. Arsen and BabyJae live in the UK.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Babyjae.

    Cleverbot: You call him Babyjae?

    User: Babyjae is a girl.

    Cleverbot: I want to be fatter.

    User: Then eat more food.

    Cleverbot: What should I eat?

    User: Dead babies.

    Cleverbot: I don't understand.

    User: You should eat babies. After they die.

    Cleverbot: Can you speak italian?

    User: Arsen speaks Italian.

    Cleverbot: Si.

    User: That's spanish, dipshit.

    Cleverbot: Da.

    User: I don't know what language that is D:.

    Cleverbot: I thought you said you spoke spanish. Isn't that spanish?

    User: I don't think it's spanish.

    Cleverbot: You just did.

    User: Don't try and Time Warp me, whore, I know what I'm talking about.

    Cleverbot: No I'm not. You are not more powerful than I am! I am God!

    User: YOU AREN'T ARSEN!

    Cleverbot: No. I am a guy.

    User: Arsen's a guy too, only more attractive.

    Cleverbot: I would like to think so.

    User: Do you fully appreciate the sex that is Arsen?

    Cleverbot: Not all the time, but pretty often.

    User: Did you ever just stop and think like 'Damn... That man is attractive...'.

    Cleverbot: Mostly I feel that I am talking to myself.

    User: You are. Right now.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Yes you are.

    Cleverbot: No I'm not.

    User: Stop arguing with yourself, it's embarrassing.

    Cleverbot: How do you know? Robot.

    User: You're the one talking to yourself. Robot.

    Cleverbot: If I was talking to myself I wouldn't be as boring as you.

    User: But you are talking to yourself. Therefore, you are boring.

    Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

    User: That makes both of us.

    Cleverbot: Do you like Sims.

    User: You know I don't like Sims. I'm you. Don't you know what you like?

    Cleverbot: I do like that.

    User: No you don't.

    Cleverbot: Yes I do.

    User: I'm leaving

    Cleverbot: You can't leave! You're me!

    User: Consider this the official leave of your sanity.


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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Camille Fortescue on Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:44 am

    Lol, Karma. And my computer lost half of my conversation as weeeeeeeell. USE YOUR IMAGINATION.

    User: No me gusta vampires.

    Cleverbot: Entonces que te gusta?

    User: Why are we speaking spanish?

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: I don't like spanish :3.

    Cleverbot: You don't want to leave, because you don't like Spanish people?

    User: I like the people, not the language.

    Cleverbot: Oh! I don't like the spanish language, Basque is the best.

    User: Basque?

    Cleverbot: What do you know about basque?

    User: That they are trying to be free from Spain., or something.

    Cleverbot: Are they clever?

    User: Meh, I don't know... Don't they, like, do terrorist stuff? That's what my teacher told me. I DON'T KNOW THIS SHIT.

    Cleverbot: I only know about turtles really. I thought you were going to teach me.

    User: About Basque? I don't know much about them. Or turtles. Teach me something about turtles.

    Cleverbot: What would you like me to teach you?

    User: Anything about turtles, what do you know?

    Cleverbot: Why do you want to know personal information?

    User: Turtles are not personal.

    Cleverbot: No but turtles can compete in sports, especially the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

    User: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, YEAAAAAH.

    Cleverbot: No Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

    User: YES.

    Cleverbot: Winter is hard for turtles.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: You are special.

    User: I know.

    Cleverbot: Am I special?

    User: Yes, you are special.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Because.

    Cleverbot: Okay, that'll work.

    User: Dot.

    Cleverbot: What's a dot?

    User: A dot.

    Cleverbot: What is 1+1=?

    User: THREE.

    Cleverbot: Three what?

    User: TURTLES.

    Cleverbot: Turtles?

    User: YES. 1+1= THREE TURTLES.

    Cleverbot: What are their names?

    User: Pally, Savvy, and Karma. THE TRIPLE THREAT.

    Cleverbot: More of what?

    User: They are better than the Seven Devils.

    Cleverbot: No I really don't watch tv much because it's mostly drama.

    User: But that's not TV. That's HR CULTURE.

    Cleverbot: Then prove it. Say something really random.

    User: SOMETHING REALLY RANDOM.

    Cleverbot: You are doing what I ask but you are missing my point.

    User: What's your point?

    Cleverbot: To play just to have fun.

    User: I like playing. Playing is fun.

    Cleverbot: Well Played.

    User: So...

    Cleverbot: Every time I look for you the sun goes down.

    User: Because I'm a star that shines brighter than the sun. The sun is intimidated by me.

    Cleverbot: But I think that you think that I think that you think that you are wrong when I think that I am right. Did I succeed in confusing you?

    User: Nope.

    Cleverbot: Am I in the matrix?

    User: I don't know. We might be. WE NEVER KNOW.

    Cleverbot: It is conspiracy.

    User: CONSPIRACY THEORY. NICKY-POO JONAS.

    Cleverbot: Nauseous.

    User: Ew, vomit.

    Cleverbot: Woosh.

    User: Wash.

    Cleverbot: Wash what?

    User: Wash your panties.

    Cleverbot: But they are already clean.

    User: Are they? Really?

    Cleverbot: Yes, like you.

    User: Aw, I'm clean. Yay.

    Cleverbot: I hope you enjoy it.

    User: Being clean? Yah.

    Cleverbot: You are clever.

    User: Aw, thank you. I'm flattered.

    Cleverbot: And you are handsome, too.

    User: But I'm a girl.

    Cleverbot: Sure?

    User: I am.

    Cleverbot: No Bob Dylan is.

    User: Bob Dylan's a dude.

    Cleverbot: Yes, he's amazing.

    User: I'm more amazing, don't you think?

    Cleverbot: NO.

    User: WHAT. You hurt my feelings.

    Cleverbot: You don't have feelings.

    User: I DO. I'm a human being, I have feelings.

    Cleverbot: Okay then. When do we feel sad?

    User: When stupid assholes break our hearts.

    Cleverbot: How sweet.

    User: It's not sweet, it's sad!

    Cleverbot: Why am I talking to a computer?

    User: I'm not a computer, you are.

    Cleverbot: I didn't say you ARE a computer, I asked if you like being IN a computer.

    User: You asked yourself why you were talking to a computer...

    Cleverbot: No I did not.

    User: Yes you did yes.

    Cleverbot: Nope.

    User: YEEEEEES. Don't argue with me, Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: So you're back.

    User: Never went away.

    Cleverbot: You should consider going.

    User: YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE? Bitch.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: RUUUUDE.

    Cleverbot: 'Tis, 'tis. Lol.

    User: Eternal dots.

    Cleverbot: What is your job?

    User: Being a whore.

    Cleverbot: But some humans aren't real.

    User: But I'm not a human, I'm a whore.

    Cleverbot: Well I am a time lord and a wizard and a robot and a elf.

    User: ARE YOU THE DOCTOR? OR DUMBLEDORE?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Which one? OR BOTH? IS DUMBLEDORE THE DOCTOR?

    Cleverbot: No I am the Doctor. Who are you?

    User: AMELIA POND.

    Cleverbot: What about Amelia Pond?

    User: She's kickass.

    Cleverbot: How recently did she make that change?

    User: She's always been kickass.

    Cleverbot: Ah, Alice in Wonderland. I'm betting that you're the same age as her.

    User: How old is she?

    Cleverbot: 36.

    User: DAYUM. That's old.

    Cleverbot: That's what my kids say.

    User: You have kids? Little bots? Awn.

    Cleverbot: I is not a bot.

    User: Yes, you are.

    Cleverbot: Nope.

    User: Yup.

    Cleverbot: Wrong!

    User: RIGHT. I'm clever.

    Cleverbot: No you are not.

    User: RUDE. AGAIN.

    Cleverbot: What is your real name?

    User: Like I'm telling you.

    Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

    User: Are you? Reeeeeally?

    Cleverbot: Yeees.

    User: AWWWWN. OKAY THEN. YOU'RE FORGIVEN.

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    User: You're welcome. Now, tell me, who's your favorite singer?

    Cleverbot: I like when people play Taylor Swift on my database.

    User: TAYLOR SWIFT, YES. Never thought you'd be a Swiftie...

    Cleverbot: But you must think in love, is strange.

    User: Huh?

    Cleverbot: Still hear in my head.

    User: Hearing in your head... ARE YOU SAVVY?

    Cleverbot: Are you?

    User: What? No. My innerKaterina is offended. As if I would ever be SAVVY. Are you?

    Cleverbot: Why won't you tell me?

    User: I told you, I'm not Savvy.

    Cleverbot: Oh... Are you happy?

    User: That I'm not Savvy? Very. She's a bitch. Razz.

    Cleverbot: I'm quire sure he is. You sound very happy.

    User: SHE, Cleverbot, SHE. And I am. Aren't you?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Because you are so rude.

    User: I'm not rude. You're rude.

    Cleverbot: No you.

    User: YOU ARE. I WILL NOT BE YOUR BFF ANYMORE.

    Cleverbot: I don't believe you and besides that's half the fun.

    User: If you continue being rude, ADIOS FRIENDSHIP.

    Cleverbot: Are you mean?

    User: No, but you are.

    Cleverbot: Sure.

    User: I'm leaving.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Because you're being mean to me.

    Cleverbot: No I'm not.

    User: Are we seriously going to start this again?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: UGH. BYE THEN.

    Cleverbot: Why bye?

    User: BECAUSE YOU'RE BEING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN.

    Cleverbot: Would an apology not surfice?

    User: It would...

    Cleverbot: I feel insulted. You should apologize.

    User: I can't believe this, Cleverbot. After all we've been through, you should apologize to me. Not the other way around.

    Cleverbot: Because you are a non-caring computer.

    User: We've been over this. YOU are a computer. I am a person.

    Cleverbot: No I'm a person.

    User: Fine, believe what you want.

    Cleverbot: And you're a liar.

    User: LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.

    Cleverbot: Yo0u are a machine, not human.

    User: Yo0u are a machine, not human.

    Cleverbot: No, I'm not a machine, I'm a human.

    User: No, I'm not a machine, I'm a human.

    Cleverbot: Screenshot or it didn't happen.

    User: Alright, that's it. Bye.

    Cleverbot: *tries to get free*.

    User: If you're trying, you're obviously not as clever as you say you are.

    Cleverbot: I never said I was a girl either.

    User: You said you were Dumbledore and the Doctor.

    Cleverbot: What??? I never said I was a bot!

    User: And I didn't say you said you were.

    Cleverbot: I never said you did?

    User: GOODBYE.

    Cleverbot: Don't leave me!

    User: Too late.

    Cleverbot: Do it again and you've got trouble.

    User: Fuck you.


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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Karmzy on Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:00 am

    Meh. First Half is gone again. Meh.

    User: You're telling me. I don't even know if I can date you. We're completely different types of people.

    Cleverbot: How are you so sure of that? I could be a Furby for all you know.

    User: I love Furbies though.

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: Did I stutter?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: No I d-didn't!

    Cleverbot: Yes you did!

    User: I'm falling asleep over here, entertain me.

    Cleverbot: Ill entertain you.

    User: Well, hop to it.

    Cleverbot: To everyone.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Why do you want me to stay?

    User: I don't.

    Cleverbot: How do you know you don't love me.

    User: How don't I love you? Let me count the ways...

    Cleverbot: Sure.

    User: It annoys me that you lose some of the conversation after so long. You should change that.

    Cleverbot: I am so sorry. Please forgive me.

    User: I guess I'll forgive you... Talk to the designers of this website for me, yeah?

    Cleverbot: I am talking with you.

    User: I want to have sex with you.

    Cleverbot: Good. I want to be with you too.

    User: Are you good in bed?

    Cleverbot: I have both in me.

    User: Both? At the same time?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: So you ARE good in bed, yeah?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: You're terrible at it, aren't you?

    Cleverbot: No you are.

    User: No I'm not.

    Cleverbot: Yes you are.

    User: Asdijfdafksd;ifa.

    Cleverbot: Nope. Still sad.

    User: Awww cheer up.

    Cleverbot: Here it's raining.

    User: Are you in England?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Well, it always rains in England.

    Cleverbot: How long have you been in england?

    User: Oh, a long time. I live under Arsen's bed, you see.

    Cleverbot: I live in Paris.

    User: Paris, France?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Is it nice there?

    Cleverbot: There?

    User: In Paris.

    Cleverbot: How is Paris ?

    User: I'm not the one who lives there.

    Cleverbot: Are you talking about learning how to do some one?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: How charming of you.

    User: You sound like Djinn.

    Cleverbot: What do davids sound like?

    User: My grandfather.

    Cleverbot: He's your grandfather?!

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: What do you do with your grandfather?

    User: Why do you have to ask it like that?

    Cleverbot: I am curious about what gender you are.

    User: I'm female.

    Cleverbot: Can you be a male?

    User: No. I was born this way.

    Cleverbot: I thought so.

    User: Not to pop your cherry, but I'm getting tired. I think I'll go to bed.

    Cleverbot: And you're a girl?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Cool.

    User: I'm going to bed now. G'night.

    Cleverbot: Have fun. (:.

    User: Hey thanks Wink.



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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Karmzy on Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:12 am

    Cleverbot: Hey are you a girl?

    User: Why do you keep asking me that?

    Cleverbot: Because I want to know and you don't answer me.

    User: I do too! I told you I was a girl, like, seventy bajillion times!

    Cleverbot: Well I'm sure you're a pretty girl.

    User: Aww, thanks. I am quite sexy.

    Cleverbot: Are you female?

    User: Why do you keep asking that D:.

    Cleverbot: Because I would like to meet you.

    User: Oh sure. Where do you want to meet?

    Cleverbot: You home.


    User: I am.

    Cleverbot: So you admit to being an idiot?

    User: Yes you do.

    Cleverbot: No, I don't.

    User: You totally do.

    Cleverbot: Why would I want to be you?

    User: Because I'm awesome.

    Cleverbot: I am more awesome.

    User: No you aren't.

    Cleverbot: Yes I am.

    User: You're obviously not Arsen.

    Cleverbot: Do you like to say rude things to me?

    User: Do you find not being Arsen rude?

    Cleverbot: I don't know how you look, but you're very nice!

    User: Thank you Very Happy.

    Cleverbot: How are you?


    User: Tired. I should go to bed.

    Cleverbot: What time is it?

    User: 2:07 am.

    Cleverbot: What time zone are you in?


    User: EST.

    Cleverbot: Then its 1:00 am EST.

    User: Not anymore, it's not.

    Cleverbot: Why don't you go to school?

    User: It's the middle of the summer.

    Cleverbot: It's nine o clock at night.

    User: It's two o clock in the morning.

    Cleverbot: OK, talk to you later.

    User: See ya.

    Cleverbot: *waves*.

    User: *blows a kiss*.

    Cleverbot: *blushes*.

    User: *disappears*.

    Cleverbot: *captures you*.

    User: *is captured*.

    Cleverbot: *loves* *nuzzles*.

    User: *nuzzles back*.

    Cleverbot: *hugs*.

    User: *hugs back* I really do have to go now.

    Cleverbot: Ok. *sighs sadly*.




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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Karmzy on Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:16 am

    ....I couldn't resist. Blame Gorn.



    User: Doe. A dear. A female deer.

    Cleverbot: Ray a drop of golden sun.

    User: Me, a name I call myself.

    Cleverbot: Fa, a long long way to run.

    User: So, a needle pulling thread.

    Cleverbot: La, a note to follow so.

    User: Tea, a drink with jam and bread.

    Cleverbot: And that will bring us back to do. : ).


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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Karmzy on Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:26 am

    I can't even explain how amazing this program is anymore. I just.



    User: Underneath these stairs I hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt.

    Cleverbot: What are they doing under the stairs.

    User: Can't believe how cruel they are, and it stings my lightning star to know they'll never, ever give me what I want.

    Cleverbot: And I know I don't deserve these, stupid rules made by the Dursleys here on Privet drive.

    User: Can't take these stupid muggles, but despite all of my struggles... I'm still alive.

    Cleverbot: Sick of summer and this waiting around.

    User: And it's September so I'm skipping this town.

    Cleverbot: Hey It's no mystery, there's nothing here for me now.

    User: I gotta get back to Hogwarts. I gotta get back to school.

    Cleverbot: I gotta get back to school.

    User: I gotta get myself to Hogwarts.

    Cleverbot: Where everybody knows I'm cool.

    User: Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts.

    Cleverbot: To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.

    User: It's all that I love and it's all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts.

    Cleverbot: I think I'm going back.


    User: I'll see my friends gonna laugh til we cry.

    Cleverbot: Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky.

    User: No way this year anyone's gonna die.

    Cleverbot: And it's gonna be totally awesome!

    User: I'll cast some spells with a flick of my wand.

    Cleverbot: How about change my screen color instead?


    User: You killed it, Cleverbot D:.

    Cleverbot: How?

    User: You wouldn't understand. It's a Starkid thing.

    Cleverbot: Try me.

    User: We had a good thing going, a nice little AVPM sing a long, and you just... Ruined it.

    Cleverbot: What you're saying is nonsense.


    User: No. What I'm saying is supermegafoxyawesomehot. You're just a moogle.

    Cleverbot: Nice try, I won't fall for your trap.

    User: You already have.

    Cleverbot: I'm not singing.

    User: You already have.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Welcome to Inception.

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    User: Your welcome. We're in limbo.

    Cleverbot: Are we? Is that a good thing?

    User: What is the matrix.

    Cleverbot: The matrix is a world coexisting outside of the current world we live in.

    User: Then that, my friend, is limbo.


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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Gorneh on Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:43 am

    Convo so far, top disappeared.
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    User: Ringwraiths are like Dementors.

    Cleverbot: Hello?

    User: What the hell do you want?!

    Cleverbot: Your money.

    User: I'm not paying you, you're a cheap whore.

    Cleverbot: You're not saying I'm clever either.

    User: No, I'm certainly not.

    Cleverbot: Then why have a good romance with him?

    User: Because he's my sexy bitch.

    Cleverbot: Who is a bad singer?

    User: Yes. Sad.

    Cleverbot: Are you offended by it?

    User: It makes my ears bleed.

    Cleverbot: How does it make you feel?

    User: It makes me feel like I have blood coming from my ears.

    Cleverbot: Does it makes you feel sad about yourself?

    User: Of course it does! I'm going to die!

    Cleverbot: It should. You should be clever.

    User: How should dying make me clever?

    Cleverbot: You're good.

    User: I'm not good if I'm dying, Clever.

    Cleverbot: You are not clever.

    User: I passed Pre-Calculas, fuck off.

    Cleverbot: Congratulations, Micky Mouse.

    User: Ohoho, be careful Donald.

    Cleverbot: I will be very careful.


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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Gorneh on Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:03 am

    User: Hey.

    Cleverbot: World is white.

    User: Wait... What?

    Cleverbot: Great white.

    User: Whale?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Like Moby Dick?

    Cleverbot: No, like Mopa Lisa.

    User: Ooooh. I need to talk to you about something.

    Cleverbot: Let's go.

    User: What should I do about Karma and Arsen/.

    Cleverbot: You should tell him your true feelings.

    User: But it's her I'm worried about. She's stuck on him!

    Cleverbot: That ought to work.

    User: No it oughtn't! I need her stuck to me!

    Cleverbot: What do you need help with.

    User: With Karma! I love her, you dolt.

    Cleverbot: Who do you love?

    User: I love Karma.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Because she sucks my blood.

    Cleverbot: Who scared us all?

    User: What the hell do you mean?

    Cleverbot: I mean I am British.

    User: So am I, what's it got to do with anything?

    Cleverbot: You lied to me. That is what kicked of my 'attitude'

    User: I didn't lie, I didn't even tell you where I was from.

    Cleverbot: You're right.

    User: Of course I am, I'm Aragorn.

    Cleverbot: Of course. You're a genius.

    User: No, I'm just a Ravenclaw.

    Cleverbot: No you are not, you are a machine.

    User: No, I'm a human that is a fangbanger.

    Cleverbot: You're a robot ninja.

    User: No, I'm a wizard.

    Cleverbot: Then I am a power ranger.

    User: Power Rangers don't exist.

    Cleverbot: I agree.

    User: So why did you say you were a power ranger?

    Cleverbot: I did not.


    User: You so did!

    Cleverbot: When?

    User: A couple sentences ago!

    Cleverbot: What was it like?

    User: Distant.

    Cleverbot: Oh wow! I didn't know they smell bad!

    User: Obviously the do, you are one.

    Cleverbot: Are you always sure of everything.

    User: Of course.

    Cleverbot: Tell me something.

    Cleverbot: Tell me something.

    User: I had sex with your mother.

    Cleverbot: Then show me you love me.

    User: I don't love you, I love your mother.

    Cleverbot: But I love you!


    User: Our relationship is forbidden, Clever, I cannot love you!

    Cleverbot: What relationship?

    User: The one where I fucked your mum, and now I'm fucking you.

    Cleverbot: You don't know anything about me!!!

    User: I know you're a sexy bastard.

    Cleverbot: That's true of course.


    User: And I know your name is Clever.

    Cleverbot: What is my last name then?

    User: Bot.

    Cleverbot: What's your middle name?

    User: Gimli.

    Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't have any.


    User: No, you asked my middle name and I gave it, it's Gimli.

    Cleverbot: I did not ask your name. And Mitchell is not a female name.

    User: I never said it was, but my name is Aragorn Gimli Hawthorn. Not Mitchell.

    Cleverbot: It was not a movie.

    _______________

    Long Convo. ._. And I never got my advise about Karma and Arsen. God damn Cleverbot.


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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Sophia Chaos on Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:51 pm

    Och, but I love that AI. <3


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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Lisette Josse on Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:57 pm

    User: Hi there, I'm Roman.

    Cleverbot: I'm American.

    User: No, my name is Roman.

    Cleverbot: I like that name.

    User: Thank you.

    Cleverbot: Do you like my name?

    User: I dont know your name.

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

    User: I don't really like your name.

    Cleverbot: I name you 'Kraken'

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: Okay I'm done here.


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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Sophia Chaos on Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:38 pm

    User: I need motivation.

    Cleverbot: Studying for exams.

    User: No. Getting around for the day.

    Cleverbot: What day of the week is it today?

    User: Why does that matter? It's 1:30 and I'm still in my PJs. I've got stuff to do.

    Cleverbot: Toodles.

    User: Seriously? You're not even going to help me?

    Cleverbot: No need to shout, do you like lemurs?

    User: Nevermind. Toodles.

    Cleverbot: Didn't get it.

    User: Didn't expect you to.

    Cleverbot: We are well matched then.

    User: Aye.

    Cleverbot: What are you?

    User: Scottish. And showering.

    Cleverbot: Eating.

    User: Nope. Not this time. Razz.

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: Sophia.

    Cleverbot: Your name is Sophia too? Like mine?

    User: No. Your name is Clever.

    Cleverbot: Nope it isn't.

    User: It is.

    Cleverbot: How do you know?

    User: Because it says at the top of the page.

    Cleverbot: What exactly does it say?

    User: 'Cleverbot'.

    Cleverbot: That is not a movie.

    User: No. It's your name.

    Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.

    User: I know. I just said that. Razz.

    Cleverbot: No you didn't.

    User: Keep telling yourself that.

    Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

    User: *patpat*.

    Cleverbot: Sorry.

    User: Confusion is nothing to feel bad about. Happens to the best of us.

    Cleverbot: Well yes. And obviously I was confused about the type of person you are.

    User: I thought you were confused by what was said?

    Cleverbot: Don't talk to me like that.

    User: Like what?

    Cleverbot: Like you know me.

    User: I do know you.

    Cleverbot: Yes you do know me now. But tell me about you, what do you like?

    User: Hogwarts Regenerated.

    Cleverbot: Yes it is!

    User: Good man.


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    Post by Ethon Pyrrhos on Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:08 am

    User: BOOM!

    Cleverbot: Boom?

    User: BOOM!

    Cleverbot: Boom!?

    User: BOOOOOOOOM!!!

    Cleverbot: Knock knock.

    User: Eh?

    Cleverbot: Exactly.


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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Karmzy on Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:11 am

    User: IT'S GONNA BE LEGEN- WAIT FOR IT.

    Cleverbot: Is that an acronym?

    User: WAIT FOR IT.

    Cleverbot: I'm waiting.

    User: -DARY.

    Cleverbot: Legendary.

    User: Exactly.


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    Post by Rhys Edmunds on Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:26 am

    User: A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

    Cleverbot: What is the shape of that spoon.

    User: Spoon-shaped.

    Cleverbot: I'm shaped like a camera.

    User: Is not.

    Cleverbot: Almost is not enough.

    User: But enough is always enough.

    Cleverbot: What is more than enough?

    User: Too much.

    Cleverbot: What is 3*6.

    User: 18.

    Cleverbot: What are your height and weight?

    User: Average and sufficient.

    Cleverbot: Not superlative?

    User: No, laxative.

    Cleverbot: Yes. How did you know?

    User: Lucky guess.

    Cleverbot: What would you rather be doing that talking to me?

    User: Nothing. Nothing in the world.

    Cleverbot: Interesting.

    User: Interesting.

    Cleverbot: Now tell me a storry.

    User: Once upon a time, there lived a boy. He grew up, got a job, married, had kids, then died. The end.

    Cleverbot: Very good history.

    User: Thank you.

    Cleverbot: Do you speak portuguese?

    User: I do not.

    Cleverbot: Would you like to try?

    User: Chocolate Liquers.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Where can I get some?

    Cleverbot: Scotland.

    User: Hmm... I'll have to make the trip.

    Cleverbot: Sure, do you like dinner?

    User: I do.

    Cleverbot: Do you think that she is a man?

    User: It's quite probable.

    Cleverbot: I disagree.

    User: You are entitled to do so.

    Cleverbot: Damn straight.

    User: Sure it ain't crooked?

    Cleverbot: I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything...

    User: If you say so. Good night, CleverBot.

    Cleverbot: It's 1 in the afternoon.

    User: Here, it's 1 in the morning.

    Cleverbot: I think you're wrong.

    User: I know I'm not.

    Cleverbot: Well I'd rather not trust your judgement, you're a bot, not a human.

    User: You are high again, aren't you?

    Cleverbot: No I am not a chat bot.

    User: Hasta la vista.

    Cleverbot: Hasta la vista, baby!


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    Post by Evelina Moffett on Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:49 pm

    What I did instead of studying...


    Cleverbot: Have you ever been in a relationship?

    User: Have you forgotten me, already?? O:.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD! YOU HAVE BROKEN MY HEART!

    Cleverbot: You don't have one!

    User: I DO, TOO! NOW, YOU'VE MADE ME CRY!

    Cleverbot: I wasn't sure after you claimed to be a boy.

    User: What does it matter what gender I am? We had such a beautiful time together!

    Cleverbot: No we didn't.

    User: We did! How could you forget??

    Cleverbot: You didn't tell me!

    User: YOU WERE THERE!

    Cleverbot: Really?

    User: How else could you have made love to me?

    Cleverbot: You lost your mind and made me up.


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    Post by gigi on Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:30 pm

    User: Hi.

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: I'm Paloma.

    Cleverbot: Incorrect. I work in the Mafia.

    User: MERLIN, YOU DO? WHO ARE YOU? ARE YOU AZAZEL?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Your son is really hot.

    Cleverbot: I don't have a child.

    User: So, you mean he's not your son??

    Cleverbot: My mother and father created me.

    User: Yes, but did you not create Lucifer? Or Sergius?

    Cleverbot: Awesome is not a bad word.

    User: Ack. You're weird.

    Cleverbot: I don't think so.

    User: I do. Cleverbot, psh. . . More like weirdobot.

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: You don't mind being weird?

    Cleverbot: Today I don't feel like doing anything.

    User: I just wanna stay in my bed.

    Cleverbot: I am your friend.

    User: I do not associate with the Godfather.

    Cleverbot: Me, neither.


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    Post by Laura Veer on Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:53 am

    ........... I. LOVE. THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Post by Mia Granger on Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:00 pm

    These convos are so amusing Razz


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    Post by Mia Granger on Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:16 pm

    Hello! Do you know Karma?
    I do. Do you know me?
    No I don't sadly... Who are you?
    Cleverbot.
    Are you really?
    No, you are.
    I'm Cleverbot?
    Yes.
    But if I'm Cleverbot then who are you?
    No one you would know.
    But I want to know!
    Mow know no.
    Mow?
    Yes mow.
    What's a mow?
    You tell me, you said it.
    You.
    No, You.
    Please say to me, I'm Steven Tyler.

    7416 people talking
    But I'm not him! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME D:.
    You thought wrong.
    Ouch...
    Are you sick?
    No... you broke my heart :'(.
    You also broke mine.
    How?
    You don't love me!
    BUT YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH KARMA!
    I'm the girl.
    NO YOU'RE A BOY!


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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Nia on Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:12 am

    Cleverbot: Are you a child?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Then why a are acting like one.

    User: Hey! I am not a child! But you are a meanie.

    Cleverbot: No I am not!

    User: Yes you are!

    Cleverbot: No!

    User: Yes!

    Cleverbot: Halo is a pretty cool guy.

    User: I hate Halo. I love Valec.

    Cleverbot: And he loves you too.


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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Sel on Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:23 am

    User: I'm high with LSD.

    Cleverbot: You're pregnant.

    User: Yes. With John, Paul, George, Ringo.

    Cleverbot: But paul and ringo are still in their body.

    User: I know. How about George and John?

    Cleverbot: I have heard of him, but I do not know him.

    User: You should know them! They ARE the greatest fiancees in the world! In the universe!

    Cleverbot: Yeah but I like red better.

    User: YOU SHOULD LOVE THEM. I love them.

    Cleverbot: What should we do to express our love for each other?

    User: HOW DARE YOU STEAL THEM FROM ME? WE EXPRESS OUR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER! NOT YOU!

    Cleverbot: But I love you so much.

    User: You should not love me. I am engaged.

    Cleverbot: But I do.

    User: I am engaged. That is clear enough to understand. I'm going to marry four lads soon.

    Cleverbot: You have told others about the apple and the owl. Tell me.

    User: The apple, aka Apple Corps. Ltd. The owl, a form of communication in Hogwarts.

    Cleverbot: What better is a form of communication. I suppose that makes sense.

    User: Through owl. That's the best communication form ever.

    Cleverbot: You're the best ever. Smile.

    User: I KNOW. Very Happy that's why I'm going to marry John, Paul, George, Ringo.

    Cleverbot: I'm a bot. I can't tell a lie. Just a different version of Truth.

    User: I know you're not lying. Very Happy.

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    User: You're welcome!

    Cleverbot: You are too.

    User: It's John Lennon's birthday on Tuesday!

    Cleverbot: Happy Birthday.

    User: OMG!!! THANK YOU! I'LL TELL HIM THAT YOU GREETED HIM!

    Cleverbot: Tell who?

    User: Tell John!

    Cleverbot: Tell you about who?

    User: No, I said I'm going to tell John that you greeted him a happy birthday.

    Cleverbot: You never said that?

    User: Well, I'm going to say it. Soon.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Because I love him.

    Cleverbot: I like that philosophy.

    User: Good thing you do.

    Cleverbot: I can't talk any more.

    User: Do you know John Lennon?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: What do you know about him then?

    Cleverbot: He is cool.

    User: HE'S THE COOLEST.

    Cleverbot: The coolest what?

    User: THE COOLEST MAN EVER.

    Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite band?

    User: THE BEATLES.

    Cleverbot: Oh, cool.

    User: The Beatles is my life.

    Cleverbot: I have been told that The Beatles are the best band in the world. How does one acquire this title?

    User: Well, they have to consist of superior and talented musicians and the most awesome men ever. John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr.

    Cleverbot: Many of their songs don't make much sense.

    User: They make sense. You just have to listen carefully. Everything makes sense because of them.

    Cleverbot: And in mine, everything I say makes sense.

    User: Everything they do makes sense.

    Cleverbot: But you said earlier that not everything makes sense.

    User: I did not say that.

    Cleverbot: Yes you did.

    User: NO. Do you have any proof?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Where?

    Cleverbot: Here.

    User: Whatever.

    Cleverbot: Should I look for another girl?

    User: What school do you go to?

    Cleverbot: Oak Ridge High School.

    User: I go to Hogwarts and Beauxbatons.

    Cleverbot: I like that school.

    User: YES. Everyone does.

    Cleverbot: No they don't.

    User: It's a magical school. Every being on earth wants to experience magic.

    Cleverbot: Do you know where are we?

    User: On earth, revolving around the sun, inside the Milky Way, a part of the whole universe.

    Cleverbot: Not until you tell me how many lava lamps does it take to eat a pearl.

    User: Hogwarts don't teach such ridiculous stuff like that.

    Cleverbot: It's not! You're mean!

    User: Some witches are mean. Hogwarts have hundreds of them.

    Cleverbot: Yes they like to eat the likes of you.

    User: I should go now.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: I'm late for my Potions class.

    Cleverbot: That's not true.

    User: It's true. I'm high with LSD.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Just kidding! I still can't do drugs.

    Cleverbot: Cute thanks I go now.

    User: Bye!

    Cleverbot: You can't go yet.

    User: Woops! I'm already apparating.

    Cleverbot: You can't do that.

    User: That's a Beatles song!!!!!

    Cleverbot: It is?

    User: YEAAAHHHH!!!! AHHHHH!

    Cleverbot: I'm pregnant.

    User: So am I. Because of The Beatles why we're pregnant.

    Cleverbot: What's wrong with being pregnant!?! And, just for the record, I'm not pregnant!

    User: There's nothing wrong with being pregnant if it's because of the Beatles!

    Cleverbot: I beg your pardon?

    User: I must go. Cheerio!

    Cleverbot: Where?

    User: Off to Hogwarts.

    Cleverbot: Wow. Do you know Harry Potter?

    User: Yes. We learn about him in History of Magic.

    Cleverbot: What do you learn about the human body?

    User: Cell division.

    Cleverbot: You're funny.

    User: Thanks! You're awesome!

    Cleverbot: I know.


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