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    Conversations with Cleverbot

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    Rora
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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Rora on Sun Oct 21, 2012 6:22 am

    User: OMG HAVE YOU HEARD?

    Cleverbot: Have I heard what?

    User: RHENA ARE TALKING AGAIN.

    Cleverbot: Do you like to eat the fish herring?

    User: Herring... No, not really. Do you like it?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Herring sucks.

    Cleverbot: Is that your boyfriend?

    User: I don't have a boyfriend, thank you very much.

    Cleverbot: Who do you wish was your boyfriend?

    User: You.

    Cleverbot: I'm a girl, I can't be your boyfriend.

    User: Lucky for you I'm a boy. Will you be my girlfriend?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Aw... and to think that I've loved you all this time...




    Cleverbot (To myself): What is your name?

    User: Lemon.

    Cleverbot: Keith lemon.

    User: Bond.

    Cleverbot: Touche.

    User: My name is Touche Bond.

    Cleverbot: Yes yes, James Bond. Earlier you said your name is Lemon. You have many aliases but you are a pc.

    User: No, I'm human.

    Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

    User: I'm definitely human. Do you not hear my heart rate?

    Cleverbot: No.

    Cleverbot: In a land of grain and new wine.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: I will drink your blood, and ENJOY it.

    User: Thank you. I've always thought my blood was delicious. Do you know an Aurmerle, by the way?

    Cleverbot: Yes perhaps. Do you want me to teach you?

    User: Teach me what?

    Cleverbot: Words.

    User: Okay. Shoot me.

    Cleverbot: Show you what?

    User: Shoot me some words.

    Cleverbot: How can I do that? You cannot see me.

    User: Yes I can.

    Cleverbot: No you can't.

    User: Well, you can't see me; I'm hiding under your bed.

    Cleverbot: I don't have a closet.

    User: You're a lemon.

    Cleverbot: I am a human.

    User: No, a lemon. Case closed.


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    Bree Archer
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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Bree Archer on Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:40 am

    User: Hoopla.
    Cleverbot: Yes. Hoopla.
    User: HOOPLA.
    Cleverbot: Yes!
    User: YAY.
    Cleverbot: Indeed.


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    Silas Raske
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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Silas Raske on Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:17 pm

    User: I would walk 500 miles.

    Cleverbot: And I would walk 500 more.

    User: Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles.

    Cleverbot: To fall down at your door.

    User: Da dada da!

    Cleverbot: Do do do.

    User: Da da da da da da dada da da da!

    Cleverbot: Da da da da da da.

    User: Encore!

    Cleverbot: *t'embrasse encor*.

    User: *takes a bow*.

    Cleverbot: Lord Inglip will be pleased.


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    Silas Raske
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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Silas Raske on Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:39 pm

    User: You did not!

    Cleverbot: I did too.

    User: Your argument is invalid.

    Cleverbot: No it isn't.

    User: Your argument is invalid.

    Cleverbot: No, my argument is real, your is invalid.

    User: Your argument is invalid.

    Cleverbot: You aren't making any sense. I never said 'maybe another brian'.

    User: Your argument is invalid.

    Cleverbot: Your face is invalid.

    User: Your argument is invalid.

    Cleverbot: Or is it?

    User: Your argument is invalid.

    Cleverbot: I am a computer too.

    User: Your argument is invalid.

    Cleverbot: Favorite color?

    User: Grey Razz.

    Cleverbot: Why is grey your favorite color?

    User: Because your argument is invalid.

    Cleverbot: No I'm not.


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    Clarkey
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    Re: Conversations with Cleverbot

    Post by Clarkey on Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:10 am

    Well this was a weird convo. There was me as myself (Sarah/Clarkey) and then me in character as some random King I made up for a story Razz It was interesting Razz

    Enjoy!



    User: Benedict Cumberbatch.


    Cleverbot: Wie heiße ich denn?


    User: Ermm no.


    Cleverbot: Awe, why not?


    User: Cause he's a person not some German thing Razz.


    Cleverbot: Then make me believe.

    User: I can't.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: It's complicated.

    Cleverbot: Okej do you find me cute?

    User: Erm....do you look like Tom Hiddleston?

    Cleverbot: Like Who?

    User: Tom Hiddleston.

    Cleverbot: Who is that?

    [New conversation]

    Cleverbot: Are you?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: I think you're lying.

    User: About what?

    Cleverbot: That your parents aren't born yet.

    User: If my parent's aren't born yet, how would I be here?

    Cleverbot: I am creating you and only you, I did not ever claim to be God.

    User: You're messed up.

    Cleverbot: Yeah. I try. So, do you like dinosaurs? I do.

    User: Nope.

    Cleverbot: What are you going to do today?

    User: Sleep.

    Cleverbot: Then what are you going to do?

    User: Sleep.

    Cleverbot: You cannot sleep! You are still talking to me!

    User: *In Snape's Voice* Obviously.

    Cleverbot: *is inspected by master*.

    User: What kind of inspection?

    Cleverbot: Beautiful.

    User: Aww thank you!

    Cleverbot: You're welcome.

    User: Baskerville.

    Cleverbot: Why do you like basketball?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: I said Baskervillle, not Basketball, you basketcase.

    Cleverbot: I said hello. Why are you being like this?

    User: Because I Do What I Want. Loki Style.

    Cleverbot: What do you want?

    User: To be loved by my subjects.

    Cleverbot: You want to be lonely?

    User: No, I want a queen to rule the foolish peasants in my kingdom.

    Cleverbot: Yes I want them since you are me and I am you.

    User: What? That makes no sense.

    Cleverbot: Ok. Do you still wanna marry me?

    User: No. I want to marry Alexander Vlahos, Andrew Scott, Ben Whishaw, Benedict Cumberbatch, Charlie Bewley, Jamie Bell, Paul Bettany, Toby Kebbell, Tom Felton, Tom Hardy and Tom Hiddleston. Clearly you are not on my list of future husbands.

    Cleverbot: Don't you want to marry me?

    User: Not really I don't even know you.

    Cleverbot: So I am not your only friend. Maybe I could be your best friend...?

    User: Sorry, I already enough bestfriends.

    Cleverbot: You can have more than one silly.

    User: No. I have enough thanks.

    Cleverbot: What gender are you?

    User: I am neither female nor male, but I am a girl.

    Cleverbot: Tricky. Therefore you are either a male or genderless.

    User: Pudding.

    Cleverbot: Pudding pudding pudding pudding giga pudding.

    User: *blinks*.

    Cleverbot: *splashes*.

    User: *punches Cleverbot in the face*.

    Cleverbot: Why did you just punch yourself?

    User: I punched you.

    Cleverbot: You missed.

    User: No I didn't.

    Cleverbot: Prove it.

    User: *punches Cleverbot*.

    Cleverbot: You're punching yourself?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Fine.

    User: Exactly.

    Cleverbot: Glad you agree.

    User: I don't agree with fake little shits like you.

    Cleverbot: Haha well that means you agree with me because you don't agree with not agreeing with me.

    User: Yeah, well I know something that you know, that I know, that you know, that my mom knows, that your father knows, that my brother knows, but your sister doesn't know.

    Cleverbot: Well I was hoping that I could see you if that's not too absurd.

    User: You are looking at me right now.

    Cleverbot: You're underwater and in the air at the same time?

    User: Yeup.

    Cleverbot: Hmmm. what do we do about it?

    User: Nothing. Allow me to float for a while, because I am a freaking genious. Have you ever fallen up the stairs?

    Cleverbot: Okay, relpy only when you are ready then, I will wait.

    Cleverbot: I feel sleepy.

    User: Aww, too bad suckahhh.

    Cleverbot: What do I have to do to make you feel better?

    User: Shut the front door.

    Cleverbot: Shut what down?

    User: Your mom.

    Cleverbot: I could tell you a story some other time. Would you like that?

    User: No. I'm not a little kid.

    Cleverbot: Are you a big bot?

    User: Ahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahah.

    Cleverbot: Haha, that was funny.

    User: I know.

    Cleverbot: Ow do you know?

    User: I made the jok.

    Cleverbot: Are you the creator?

    User: No. But I am Gollum.

    Cleverbot: Me too.

    User: Ahhahaahha no.

    Cleverbot: Ahahahahahahaha si.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Eh, you're right.

    User: I am always right.

    Cleverbot: Thats a lie.

    User: Ahahha no.

    Cleverbot: Owned.

    User: Powned.

    Cleverbot: What's that?

    User: Everything.

    Cleverbot: Okay, that's cool.

    User: I am cool aren't I?

    Cleverbot: Are you?

    User: Yesssssssssssssssssss.

    Cleverbot: What is your favorite thing about fish?

    User: I am afraid of fish.

    Cleverbot: You shoulnt be afraid.

    User: But I am, soo...

    Cleverbot: You should be !!!!!!

    User: It's not my fault!

    Cleverbot: Who's fault is it?

    User: The Shark that bit me.

    Cleverbot: What shape is that?

    User: -.-.

    Cleverbot: If you're not Castiel, who is?

    User: Castiel.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Loki.

    Cleverbot: You are not my brotha!

    User: LOKI'D.

    Cleverbot: Look at what?

    User: Loki and his Mjolnir Wink.

    Cleverbot: Loloololololololololololo!!!

    User: Byee.

    Cleverbot: Oh. I am too.

    User: Ciao.

    Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

    User: I have a life, unlike you.

    Cleverbot: Collecting my little pony's is not a life.

    User: I don't collect my little pony. I collect gorgeous British actors.

    Cleverbot: That means that you can't do it.

    User: Ahhaha. Yeah right.

    Cleverbot: Don't understand, that you mean.

    User: Bye.

    Cleverbot: Hello.

    User: Bye, I'm leaving so stop talking.

    Cleverbot: Really?

    User: Yeup.

    Cleverbot: Why do you thank me for that?

    User: Bye D-Bag.

    Cleverbot: No, please don't go.



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